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[gonnabefamous]

Well, that was a smashing performance, if I do say so myself, but I really prefer the show with fake blood and mine inside me where it belongs!

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[iliya]

How can this What if it was

[...] If you can still be loud, you are fine.

[gonnabefamous]

I appreciate your resounding emotional support after my near death experience.

[iliya]

You enjoy a reason to complain. I am trying to help.

Plus, I am no good at promising to kill your enemies.

[gonnabefamous]

Me???

Okay, but what about joining the detective team?

[iliya]

Would you prefer I replace "complain" with "be dramatic"?

Too inconsolable to think clearly. What if I watched Elvis?

[gonnabefamous]

Yes, I would!

Oh good point. Someone's going to have to look after her when I'm deceased.

[iliya]

[...] You enjoy a reason to be dramatic. I am trying to help.

I will tell her stories of your fashion sense.

[gonnabefamous]

There we go. Anyway, you don't think almost being crushed is reason enough?

That's a good place to start.

[iliya]

It missed you. Talk to me again when you are mortally wounded.

And how you play the piano. Maybe I will teach her.

[gonnabefamous]

Geez, tough crowd. What exactly am I supposed to say when I'm mortally wounded? Do you think it works like in plays where I have plenty of time for a dramatic monologue?

That's a great idea. I know she'd be good at it, and clearly she's got good musical taste.

[iliya]

I will try to be the one you bleed to death on. But Casper runs faster than I do.

She takes after you, yes? [...] You should try to live. Better you teach her.