gooseberryhigh | (no subject)

Everybody survive the first day of class? New kids settling in all right? How's the new Potions teacher? Actually, let's not talk about any of that, because there are infinitely more important things happening THIS SATURDAY. Yes there are Quidditch tryouts but most importantly:

CHEER TRYOUTS!!!

That's right, Coppertale, I AM CAPTAIN CHEERLEADER for the second year running! So dust off your pompoms, warm up your high kicks, and come on out to join the BEST CHEER TEAM IN THE NATION*. No experience necessary, just impress us with your enthusiasm and style and I'll personally whip you into shape before you can say "V-I-C-T-O-R-Y, WE'RE GONNA MAKE EBONHIDE CRY!"** In addition to bouncing around the field during Quidditch games, showing off your gorgeous legs and spirit fingers, you also get to spend ALL YOUR FREE TIME*** WITH ME AND MY LOVELY LADIES OF CHEER! And if that doesn't sound like a good time to you, you're wrong.

* I'm literally almost certain.
** Sorry Ebonhide, you know I love you!
*** Or ~a couple of hours on Saturdays. Either one.

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This has got to be one of the better advertisements I've seen so far.

SIGN ME UP.

Okay, two things. One, Ebonhide is OUR RIVAL, so GET YOUR OWN, COPPERTALE. And TWO, not even the best cheer team in the school, thanks and bye.

You make the teddy bears cry, and we'll take wussy fish house.

Except for real, Coppertale is WAY TOO AWESOME to have a rival. No one can match us.

I know, right?? Don't you wish you were in the right house? Tell your friends!

Are you finally defecting to the best house, then? Took you long enough!

Look at this! I saw SPARKLES and knew it had to be you, Ty. Nice enthusiasm, but Coppertale doesn't stand a chance this year. At least they'll have your sweet cheers and manly physique to comfort them.

Definitely best, yeah. You think you'll get new people?

ONE, they're OUR first match, so watch and learn, you tiny fluffball. And TWO, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you're adorable!!

Oh sweetie.

Sparkles are going to be IN this year. I can just sense it. This is my year.

Pshh. With Captain Ty and Captain Sy at the helm, the USS Foxytail is unsinkable! You can quote me on that.

Yeah, man, I'm going to pull all the foxy ladies over to the dark side! How about you guys, are you ready to hold up your end of the bargain and be the B-E-S-T???

I mean, you really are adorable! I cannot tell a lie. :)

That's literally exactly what I was thinking, dude. Jinx!

Last year was your year, Azurcrest's taking it back. Share! Be generous!

I definitely will when Henrietta brings us the cup. I'll definitely remember this quote, and I'l repeat it to you verbatim.

Yeah, I guess. Sy's gonna kill us before he lets us lose.

Oh, is generosity a Coppertale thing? I always forget.

I like that confidence, dude! Misplaced, but still!

K but circling back (sorry cheer) the new potions prof is like, best.
He's p much our age!??

Yeah, I can see that. Well, if you're ever in fear for your life, you can always drop Sy like a hot potato and hoof it over to my side of the line. I'm a benevolent tyrant and hardly ever threaten to kill anybody!

I'VE GOT MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM

I know, I know! You know, I was this close to going Coppertale? Can I try out for your cheerleading team anyway? It's not at the same exact time as Azurcrest Quid tryouts, is it?

Oh man, he's that young? Is he a qt? Poor guy, hope he doesn't get eaten alive.

He is!!!
Idk, he seems pretty chill. Like he may/ may not have caught me journaling in class and did nothing, and I FEEL that's a good sign.

It's a Hawkeswood thing! Is't it? Maybe? Hope springs eternal.

I'm not captain, but I'm a cheerleader to the core. I have neverending faith in my team, man. It's our job.

I decree YES. Overlapping, but I'd even give you a private tryout, man. COMPLETELY WORTH IT.

Awesome. I've got Potions on Wednesday, I'll report back on just HOW CHILL this dude can possibly be.

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