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[cheerity.insanejournal.com]

Everybody survive the first day of class? New kids settling in all right? How's the new Potions teacher? Actually, let's not talk about any of that, because there are infinitely more important things happening THIS SATURDAY. Yes there are Quidditch tryouts but most importantly:

CHEER TRYOUTS!!!

That's right, Coppertale, I AM CAPTAIN CHEERLEADER for the second year running! So dust off your pompoms, warm up your high kicks, and come on out to join the BEST CHEER TEAM IN THE NATION*. No experience necessary, just impress us with your enthusiasm and style and I'll personally whip you into shape before you can say "V-I-C-T-O-R-Y, WE'RE GONNA MAKE EBONHIDE CRY!"** In addition to bouncing around the field during Quidditch games, showing off your gorgeous legs and spirit fingers, you also get to spend ALL YOUR FREE TIME*** WITH ME AND MY LOVELY LADIES OF CHEER! And if that doesn't sound like a good time to you, you're wrong.


* I'm literally almost certain.
** Sorry Ebonhide, you know I love you!
*** Or ~a couple of hours on Saturdays. Either one.

Comments

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

This has got to be one of the better advertisements I've seen so far.

[cheerity.insanejournal.com]

I know, right?? Don't you wish you were in the right house? Tell your friends!

[catseyenebula.insanejournal.com]

I AM in the right house, not my fault you aren't.

[gdilevi]

SIGN ME UP.

[cheerity.insanejournal.com]

Are you finally defecting to the best house, then? Took you long enough!

[riledup]

Okay, two things. One, Ebonhide is OUR RIVAL, so GET YOUR OWN, COPPERTALE. And TWO, not even the best cheer team in the school, thanks and bye.

[threatens]

You make the teddy bears cry, and we'll take wussy fish house.

Except for real, Coppertale is WAY TOO AWESOME to have a rival. No one can match us.

[cheerity.insanejournal.com]

ONE, they're OUR first match, so watch and learn, you tiny fluffball. And TWO, ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, you're adorable!!

[indiefolk]

Look at this! I saw SPARKLES and knew it had to be you, Ty. Nice enthusiasm, but Coppertale doesn't stand a chance this year. At least they'll have your sweet cheers and manly physique to comfort them.

[cheerity.insanejournal.com]

Sparkles are going to be IN this year. I can just sense it. This is my year.

Pshh. With Captain Ty and Captain Sy at the helm, the USS Foxytail is unsinkable! You can quote me on that.

[cygninae]

Definitely best, yeah. You think you'll get new people?

[cheerity.insanejournal.com]

Yeah, man, I'm going to pull all the foxy ladies over to the dark side! How about you guys, are you ready to hold up your end of the bargain and be the B-E-S-T???

[addytives]

K but circling back (sorry cheer) the new potions prof is like, best.
He's p much our age!??

[cheerity.insanejournal.com]

Oh man, he's that young? Is he a qt? Poor guy, hope he doesn't get eaten alive.

[gdilevi]

CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HIM ALONG WITH THE FACT THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME, I'M REGRETTING NOT TAKING POTIONS?

[wilhelmeana]

I LOOKED IT UP. Class of 2009, Karim Elmasry, Azurcrest, Head Boy.

I can't applaud the house choice, but he has to be... 21, maybe 22 at most?

[dank.insanejournal.com]

Yeeeep, really hating myself for giving up potions.

[sylla]

At least your house rivalries seem good natured compared to those at Hogwarts. Those can get rather brutal.

[cheerity.insanejournal.com]

Oh, man. How bad is it, really? Should I be worried for our exchange students over there?

[caritasmitis.insanejournal.com]

Best in the nation? Oh, honey. It's a good thing we like you.

[cheerity.insanejournal.com]

It is a good thing you like me, Tabbycat. It'll hurt less when my squad nabs ALL THE GLORY that way!

[gabiflor.insanejournal.com]

That's so pretty!

[noblewon]

Well, this certainly has cheer.

[cmdrchloe]

How'd you make the sparkles?

[lfmkarapst.insanejournal.com]

Oh no, I'll be there. Trying out like the best ever.