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hmmmm

if anyone finds themselves in a situation where they could potentially kiss a man-sized cockroach in the near future
maybe take it slow instead

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i assume roaches could do with a quick seminar on body language honestly
if they're going to be wearing our sweater-vests they need to respect them

Yeahhhh I really don't know if I could get past the like, dirt crawling, apocalypse surviving thing. You're safe ♥

there was definitely some communication happening
but it wasn't exactly spoken, it was all eye contact

so i think it has the capacity to love

i'm open-minded
but i need to see what the mouth looks like before i say definitively

At least they're picking up like, smart style?

they were shrouded in mist in the dream and then a tree fell on them so
hopefully they stay lucky

Thank goodness. I guess if it's like the Zayn Malik of cockroaches we can revisit, but...

Edited (wait no you know what Nia has a different favorite member of 1D) 2018-03-11 20:39 (UTC)

oh i hope they wear big thick glasses too

Or to eat people.

There's a very fine line here between romantic and waiting to sink its mandibles into your face.

Edited 2018-03-11 20:40 (UTC)

standards are a good thing to have!!! mandibles just seem like they'd be too complicated to work with.

Roach animagus.

ooooooooh so true

this is why we gotta take it slow
maybe if a cockroach tries to kiss you then like hold up a watermelon in front of your face and see what happens

Idt Zayn wears sweatervests (UNFORTUNATELY? That would be cute.) BUT yyy I'll thoroughly vet any bugs through you before bringing them home.

Omg. Little hipster roachmen who work at coffeeshops and just want to work on their screenplays.

it would take a lot of trust you know??
so maybe this dream was just an overall warning about getting into relationships with the insect population in general?

Edited 2018-03-11 20:46 (UTC)

do you think you could still survive a nuclear blast if you were just in your roach form

like then would you have to be roached out forever onward then??

[...] Would a cockroach sweatervest have a bunch of arm holes, or just one great big one on each side?

this is how they get you to fall in love
and it might be working

OR!!!! someone at gooseberry is meant to become an exterminator.

Huh. I would think like, individual ones, or it'd be technically a poncho????

Don't fall for him!

that's not a very healthy way to handle a bad breakup

the warning was meant for me all along

HMMMMM. Good point! Kind of cute? Except for the part where it's a roach. I wonder if it being a poncho alters the interpretation of the dream at all?

Prolonged eye-contact is difficult to judge.

Claudius insists that most humans are stringy and awful. But he's an acromantula, so I wouldn't consider him an expert witness to cockroach tastes. They are known to eat garbage.

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