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[wholegrain]

hmmmm

if anyone finds themselves in a situation where they could potentially kiss a man-sized cockroach in the near future
maybe take it slow instead

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[addytives]

Yeahhhh I really don't know if I could get past the like, dirt crawling, apocalypse surviving thing. You're safe ♥

[heyitsnia]

Thank goodness. I guess if it's like the Zayn Malik of cockroaches we can revisit, but...

[addytives]

Idt Zayn wears sweatervests (UNFORTUNATELY? That would be cute.) BUT yyy I'll thoroughly vet any bugs through you before bringing them home.

[heyitsnia]

[...] Would a cockroach sweatervest have a bunch of arm holes, or just one great big one on each side?

[addytives]

Huh. I would think like, individual ones, or it'd be technically a poncho????

[heyitsnia]

HMMMMM. Good point! Kind of cute? Except for the part where it's a roach. I wonder if it being a poncho alters the interpretation of the dream at all?

[addytives]

Beware fashion forward roaches sets a LIIITTTLE different tone but like, I don't much about dream interpretation.

[heyitsnia]

Samesies. I'm glad Georgie is here to fill in our knowledge gaps.