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[wholegrain]

hmmmm

if anyone finds themselves in a situation where they could potentially kiss a man-sized cockroach in the near future
maybe take it slow instead

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[wholegrain]

touching butts must have awoken something in them

[cosmonot]

touching butts is a GATEWAY DRUG to romance and i don't like that i had to be a part of it!!!!

[wholegrain]

do you think this dream was a warning about their escalating issues with consent?

[cosmonot]

yes definitely!!! between this and the locker full of spiders i think BUGS are a bigger threat to this school than everything else.

[wholegrain]

sometimes bugs are cool!
i like little pillbugs myself they don't seem like a threat

[cosmonot]

cool enough to kiss if they were person-sized??

[wholegrain]

i'm open-minded
but i need to see what the mouth looks like before i say definitively

[cosmonot]

standards are a good thing to have!!! mandibles just seem like they'd be too complicated to work with.

[wholegrain]

it would take a lot of trust you know??
so maybe this dream was just an overall warning about getting into relationships with the insect population in general?

[cosmonot]

OR!!!! someone at gooseberry is meant to become an exterminator.

[wholegrain]

that's not a very healthy way to handle a bad breakup

[cosmonot]

we all make mistakes it's part of growing up.

[wholegrain]

promise me you'll try talking to your ex-bug first before you take out their friends and family ok

[cosmonot]

no needless violence after a lover's spat. got it!!!!