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[wholegrain]

hmmmm

if anyone finds themselves in a situation where they could potentially kiss a man-sized cockroach in the near future
maybe take it slow instead

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[wholegrain]

hmm
in my dream it was a giant cockroach in a smart little sweater-vest

so either cockroaches pretending to be people or cockroaches with style

[foxpaws]

Yikes, a sweater-vest? Gooseberry better watch out, those are hard to resist.

[wholegrain]

if i see one with a paisley pattern then consider me done for

[foxpaws]

I promise I'll save you from dapper roachmen.

[wholegrain]

but if we get married you have to make a toast at our wedding

[foxpaws]

As long as there's an open bar.

[wholegrain]

unless roaches are straightedge?

[foxpaws]

If that's the case you can't ask me to bless that union, Georgie.

[wholegrain]

i always knew my eventual love would tear our family apart