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[wholegrain]

hmmmm

if anyone finds themselves in a situation where they could potentially kiss a man-sized cockroach in the near future
maybe take it slow instead

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[uponawire]

It's okay, I can make an order for you. We tend to find the best steakhouse wherever we move pretty quickly.

We can start workshopping it now. We'll have it perfected by the time the cockroach shows up.

[wholegrain]

i like this
it's a backdoor to getting me a big bug buddy

better work fast, i think they're popping up in the next few days
but maybe they won't be the last, maybe there's still hope