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[colitaderana]

 [Warded...to...Quentin]

Hey.

You'd [...] tell me if someone tried to

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eat you

right?

Comments

Miguel

[taxation_is_theft]

What the fuck?

Smh

[colitaderana]

Or if you were feeling like

cannibalistic urges yourself

Re: Smh

[taxation_is_theft]

Oh fuck off

I don’t live in a fucking cannibalistic polygamist cult. Noel’s new stupid girlfriend started that rumor.

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How much eating has to happen before you want me to tell you? I prolly wouldn’t tell you if Paris tried to eat like a finger.

Re: Smh

[colitaderana]

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what

Re: Smh

[taxation_is_theft]

Bc I will probs be fine with nine fingers bcs docs only got five and he’s fine. And Paris probs wants to know if humans taste like chicken too.

Re: Smh

[colitaderana]

Wow okay never mind, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW about you and Paris and any literal or metaphorical eating.

Re: Smh

[taxation_is_theft]

I think she’s only interested in eating flies anyway tho?

Re: Smh

[colitaderana]

Man, I'd ask if you had any normal friends but then I realized where we go to school.

Re: Smh

[taxation_is_theft]

what do you mean?

They’re all normal.

Re: Smh

[colitaderana]

I am deeply concerned for you.

Re: Smh

[taxation_is_theft]

I mean except for pandora

But I dig her weirdness.

I hope Quentin continues to miss this or makes it worse

[colitaderana]

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Anyway

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My point is that you talk to me about [...] nearly anything

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I don't really [...] want to know about any eating

if that's okay

He will

[taxation_is_theft]

But I eat lots of things tho

Some of them ain’t even got meat in em

Like what if I eat some bombast oatmeal and wanna share it with you?

hashtag blessed

[colitaderana]

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is this code for something

what the he

no i don't want to know what you've been eating or had eaten

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More for you?

Re: hashtag blessed

[taxation_is_theft]

It’s not as magical if I’m the only one who enjoys it Miguel.

WOW

[colitaderana]

WOW

lmao

[taxation_is_theft]

lmao

Re: I hope Quentin continues to miss this or makes it worse

[taxation_is_theft]

and I’m sure Paris eats more than just flies. They don’t seem like they got a lot of protein in em

Migutin

[taxation_is_theft]

k but back to the point

I promise I probs won’t let Paris eat me

and if I do, I promise I probs won’t let London eat me to one up her

and if I do, I promise I’ll probs tell you after the fact

unless I’m dead

Ovaltine

[colitaderana]

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Good to know.

Make sure all parties are enthusiastically consenting and that you contact Mufferaw for any bite wounds.

Re: Ovaltine

[taxation_is_theft]

Hang on


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@ eavesdropping government agents and/or Pratt, cannibalism probs definitely does not exist at this school.

And @ Miguel if you wanted to eat me, I’d let you too

Literally, not metaphorical, but also not not metaphorically.

Ovaltine

[colitaderana]

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Ovaltine

[colitaderana]

I'm going on a walk.

Re: Ovaltine

[taxation_is_theft]

is that code tho

Should I know that code

The timing makes it feel like code

cool I’ll come too

Ovaltine

[colitaderana]

No.

Re: Ovaltine

[taxation_is_theft]

why not?

Ovaltine

[colitaderana]

I need to [...] think about some things.

Re: Ovaltine

[taxation_is_theft]

Okay.

Be careful.

Don’t talk to strangers. And when you get back, the code word I’m gonna ask you for is Inertia, so don’t forget it or I’ll probably try to hex you.

Ovaltine

[colitaderana]

What if I just hex you immediately upon return?