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[godzillabutworse]

Do you think Martin Pratt's vampire husband ever gets like super frustrated w him and just like?? Explodes into bats??? How can Martin win ANY arguments???? Cuz like batsplosion is a p major mic drop right?????

[Warded to Archie]

HEY do you like?? Trust this ~IMPROVED~ WARD system cuz I got a???

Comments

[colemoss]

[...] can they actually do that?? it seems like it would be hard to be multiple bats at once.

[godzillabutworse]

Yeh it's probably like tree rings like you add a bat for every year you've been a vampire??

[colemoss]

oh. [...] maybe. [...] i wonder how many bats it takes to count as a batsplosion.

[godzillabutworse]

Minimum five. Any less than that?? And you're just kinda like HUH THAT'S WEIRD.

[sheepish]

I don't think they explode into b

There's probably a healthy amount of respect and communication between them to make an interspecies relationship work for that long.

[godzillabutworse]

Awww. That's cute?? If they never fight??? Esp since they PROBS have to keep supes opposite schedules since Mr. Vampire Pratt will BURST INTO FLAMES if he's exposed to the sun!!

[sheepish]

I'm sure they have disagreements, but they probably don't use their powers against each other to avoid settling arguments.

I don't think they burst into flames, I think they're just nocturnal and sensitive to sunlight. Martin's probably adjusted his sleeping schedule for him.

[godzillabutworse]

ohhhh yeah that's like a GOOD point?? Probs if you're using your super powers in a romantic spat you've got yourself like a TOXIC relationship huh???

Um!! That is SUPES romantic?? Goals.

[winterbottom]

Maybe Martin likes him BEST as BATS

[godzillabutworse]

NO JUDGEMENT. If you want a BATS HUSBAND you should GET yourself one!! What about YOU Chadworth?? Want a BATS BEAU???

[winterbottom]

MAYBE
Normal dating people can’t even eat MOSQUITOES

[godzillabutworse]

So a HOT DATE for Chaddy is a BUG BRUNCH??

Nisha/Archie

[cherubic]

I [...] suppose so. I didn't get caught saying anything incriminating when they did break. So maybe that's why I'm feeling less disturbed.

Nisha/Archie

[godzillabutworse]

ok ok ok COOL. Yeah like I GUESS people saw that entry I wrote but that was like eh lmao whatever??

ANYWAYS [...] I asked because [...] I wanted to like ask you about what you mentioned a few weeks ago?? With your family??? [...] You kinda got like bombarded and I [...] wanted to make sure you were okay cool.

Nisha/Archie

[cherubic]

It was nothing people didn't already suspect we talked about.

[...] Oh. Yes. [...] Things with my family are [...] complicated. At least right now.

Nisha/Archie

[godzillabutworse]

Right?? NBD.

Oofa doofa. I'm sorry. I know how Do you mind my asking?? I [...] Are you gonna be stuck with them over break???

[gonnabefamous]

That is an extremely dramatic way to win an argument, though. I'm kinda jealous.

[godzillabutworse]

R I G H T?? Like if I could do that I would ALWAYS be doing that??? Why would you ever leave ANY situation like a normal person????

[gonnabefamous]

If you did it all the time, though, it might lose its impact.

[godzillabutworse]

HMMMM. Tru

[...]

IDK if I have the WILLPOWER to NOT do it all the time so like?? Probs should NOT be a vampire.

[dinahdanger]

Maybe Martin is an animagus and it's a race to see who can FURSPLODE first!!

[godzillabutworse]

THAT would be SUPER CUTE?? WHAT kind of Animagus do you think Martin Pratt is???

[dinahdanger]

What if he's like a sugar glider??

[colemoss]

if he is, i hope he's something that can fly too. so they can fly together. [...] when they're not fighting.

[dinahdanger]

Or something that can just hang on to bat hubby's BACK??