Posted before the Grotto party. Apparently.

[threatens]

[Coppertale Quidditch]

I know you assholes are all slated to have fun tonight, but don't fuckin forget about the practice schedule for this week. Tomorrow, Sunday, 9 AM. Don't fuckin complain to me, if you didn't wanna do early morning practice, you shouldn't have tried out for the best goddamn Quidditch team in the school. If Decourt and Quayle hadn't blocked off

Also, no goddamn fake murder during practice! If you gotta murder someone on the team, get that shit wrapped up today.

[added later in the day, after he's been betrayed:]

Love isn't fuckin real.

Comments

Copperteam

[godzillabutworse]

We should have a COMPETITION to see who pukes HARDEST tomorrow!!

[Warded to Sy]
HOW DO I KILL YOUR SISTER???????

Copperteam

[dinahdanger]

Should we all bring our OWN BUCKETS???

Copperteam

[heathclifflacey]

Where are we supposed to get a BUCKET?

Copperteam

[threatens]

Reid could Transfigure them. Would it stop you assholes from puking on each other?

Re: Copperteam

[dinahdanger]

I make no promises.

Copperteam

[heathclifflacey]

Don't puke on me, dude.

Copperteam

[dinahdanger]

Better be QUICK then!!!

Copperteam

[heathclifflacey]

Or just TURN YOUR HEAD.

Copperteam

[dinahdanger]

How is that training though????

Copperteam

[heathclifflacey]

Let's just practice QUIDDITCH, okay?

Copperteam

[godzillabutworse]

But like if we do the puke thing too then it's CROSSFIT.

Copperteam

[heathclifflacey]

Except it's NOT.

Copperteam

[godzillabutworse]

You can PUKE on me if you GOTTA. That's PART of the Parent Trap EXPERIENCE I think??

Copperteam

[dinahdanger]

I've seen those movies like three times and I clearly remember that scene!!!

Copperteam

[godzillabutworse]

It was RIGHT after the fight scene with the SHARK.

Copperteam

[heathclifflacey]

Don't worry, boss. We'll be READY for tomorrow! Quidditch is top priority, right?

Copperteam

[godzillabutworse]

A BUCKET will NOT be supplied FOR you. Locating a BUCKET is part of the challenge!!

Copperteam

[dinahdanger]

Ohhh it's like a scavenger hunt that you have to complete before you VOM on someone

Copperteam

[godzillabutworse]

YEAH this is R E A L bonding!!

Copperteam

[threatens]

Just take it fuckin easy tonight. You don't wanna get shit-faced with the kinda competition we've got in this school.

Copperteam

[godzillabutworse]

I got this I got this like?? I'm gonna get shit-faced A N D make out with a RANDO in a CLOSET.

Copperteam

[cygninae]

No thanks.

Copperteam

[godzillabutworse]

BUT??

[Warded to Reid]
HEY how do I MURDER ROSY?????

Copperteam

[cygninae]

I don't like puking.

[Nisha]
Uhhhhhh ask about [...] binders? Or her little brother?

Copperteam

[godzillabutworse]

It probs builds character though??

[Nisha/Reid]
Oh shit!! Binders!! Baby Stoker!! OF COURSE!! Thx thx!! You're like?? THE BEST.

Sy/Nisha

[threatens]

Dunno, but someone should do it soon.

[...] You seriously got her knife?

Sy/Nisha

[godzillabutworse]

Yeh man I'm like supes fuckt?? LIKE IDEK if the power of Giant Adult will help me here???

Sy/Nisha

[threatens]

I'm like pretty fuckin sure Rosy can outrun Giant Adult and can't believe I wrote that seriously. What if you pretend to be like hurt or something? She's a prefect, she's gotta help you.

Sy/Nisha

[godzillabutworse]

OK NOW we are G E T T I N G somewhere. Now I just gotta like think of how to incorporate BINDERS and your BROTHER.

Copperteam

[uponawire]

That sounds like a terrible competition, spatz.

Copperteam

[godzillabutworse]

If you're gonna yarf like?? You may as well make a COMPETITION out of it, I say!!

[Roxie]
H E Y
SO

I gotta kill ROSY.
Sy says I should pretend to be hurt.
Reid says I should talk about BINDERS??
But they're dumb boys so
WHAT DO YOU THINK???

Copperteam

[uponawire]

Compete for who can refrain from vomiting for the longest. Then it's a contest of gastrointestinal fortitude.

[Nisha]

Oh, spatz. Good luck. Rosy plays to win.

I don't think she'd fall for the wounded bird routine unless you were very good at it. But if you tried to ask a question about class, you might get a second or two.

Copperteam

[godzillabutworse]

HMMMMMM. [.........] YEAH I guess that's probs more like admirable or whatever. OK try NOT to puke competition tomorrow!!

[Nisha/Roxie]
I KNEW you would have like?? Good INSIGHT!! I can combine the BINDERS with the QUESTION probably!!

WUUUUUUH It's still gonna be rough!! Wish me LUCK!!

Copperteam

[uponawire]

It's probably better for team morale.

[Nisha/Roxie]

Tell her you have an exam coming up. And you'd like help with organizing. So that you can learn better studying habits. And hope that she doesn't stab you first.

You'll probably need it.

Copperteam

[godzillabutworse]

REAL bonding is not getting gross on your teammates!!

[Nisha/Roxie]
OooooooOOOooooh ok ok ok yeah THIS is a GOOD plan. omg HOPE she doesn't have my KNIFE. IDEK who does?? Dinah and I have been WATCHING and I have like??? NO CLUE.

PROBABLY?? Eeeeeee!! I'm not even this nervous about QUIDDITCH.

[neattrick]

Stop whining.

[threatens]

Like, I thought you just wanted to see me. I'm fuckin hurt.

[neattrick]

We could've hung out after if you hadn't been such a huge baby about it.

[cygninae]

Did Clem finally dump you.

[threatens]

Shut the fuck up.

[cheerpowers]

All’s fair in love and war!

Besides, it wouldn’t be real love if she’d let you win, right?

[threatens]

Shit, I always knew that girl would stab me in the back for a gold trophy. Only got myself to blame.

[browbeats]

This is no one's fault but your own.

[threatens]

How's the murder spree going, Ro?

[browbeats]

Honestly disappointed it won't include you now. I thought our whole lives were building to the moment I stabbed you in the neck for some bad nail polish.