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[Warded to Junior Jays]
I’m calling in a favor. Will you help me?

I didn't even realize we had to call in FAVORS to get help. But YEAH!!

Well. We probably don’t actually have to. But it sounded better.

Always.

Thank you.
I wanted us to move as a group today, between classes. You’re mostly all taller than I am, and I’m at increased danger of assassination. But they can’t kill me if they can’t find me.

I've never been a BODYGUARD before.

I've been a GOON before, those seem like TRANSFERABLE SKILLS.

I'm extremely good at walking in a crowd and being tall. We've got this on lock.

I can WALK but I'm not good at being TALL.

I have faith you’ll all be naturals.
My life is in your hands.
If I win, you’ll never want for candy again.
And I’ll definitely avenge Essie

Did you just write me a POEM???

You should SUPER kill Heathcliff. I don't know who has your knife though. I had Roxie's.

It’s going to take me a while to not talk in character. That’s all.
I don’t have his knife, yet. I swear I’ll get him when I do.

OKAY well I'm gonna pretend it's a poem ANYWAY and keep it FOREVER.

GOOD. He's TOO tall and I don't think he even likes CANDY.

We need stilts for Essie.

She can be the me-decoy when I have to go sneak out to kill my target. You can pretend I’m still there

OKAY!!! I'm gonna practice walking like a GHOST.

You can cast Wingardium Leviosa on your SHOES and HOVER.

OH I am TOTALLY gonna do that. Do you think maybe Jade should start WAILING like a ghost this week too???

I think she should DEFINITELY consider it.

Maybe she should rattle some chains, too.

It WOULD be a good distraction.

Nothing like a good cacophony to ward off potential assassins.

Much better idea. We'll have to get her a beret.

I have extras,

Sure, any time. What do you need?

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