gooseberryhigh | Posted early this morning.

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Posted early this morning.

[Sophomores]

I need to kill an upperclassman.

If I win the Hunger Games, I'll award ~~one~~ ~~two~~ ~~five~~ [...] 10 dragots to every sophomore who provides assistance.

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Just any upperclassman?

A specific target. I hesitate to name them here, because I don't know yet whom I can trust.

You can trust me.

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victimless - 2018-03-20 00:02 (UTC) - Expand

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heresie - 2018-03-20 00:04 (UTC) - Expand

ooh i'd love to kill an upperclassman

First, I need to know that you lack any loyalty to them.

if it's my brother don't worry i know he needs to die

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victimless - 2018-03-20 00:03 (UTC) - Expand

Who would you want to kill??

some of the senior prefects have it coming

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godzillabutworse - 2018-03-20 00:14 (UTC) - Expand

GOD FINALLY??

viva la revolucion or whatever can I throw a net over someone???

Hmm. A net would qualify as a non-violent measure. Let's put that on the list.

Would you happen to have one?

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victimless - 2018-03-19 23:59 (UTC) - Expand

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godzillabutworse - 2018-03-20 00:05 (UTC) - Expand

I'm all for revolutioning but 10 is not very many dragots.

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beansontoast - 2018-03-20 00:46 (UTC) - Expand

Why stop at one?

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. But if this goes well, there will be plenty of opportunities for premeditated murder.

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tues - 2018-03-19 23:34 (UTC) - Expand

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Good luck!! I'm rooting for you ~~to die~~!!

Thank you, Paris. I could have never come this far without your assistance.

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balthazard - 2018-03-20 00:17 (UTC) - Expand

I could put that toward my tall shoes fund!!!

A worthy cause, certainly. My only concern is... is there anyone in the junior or senior class you'd rather not see dead?

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pandoral - 2018-03-20 00:13 (UTC) - Expand

Can I test my ~~bomb~~ diffuser?

That depends. What does it diffuse, precisely?

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Re: Sophomores

taxation_is_theft - 2018-03-20 13:15 (UTC) - Expand

If it's Riley, I'll extra help you. For free.

[Hero]
We could use the mirrors?

Edited 2018-03-19 23:42 (UTC)

Unfortunately, she's not my target. What has she done now, anyway?

[Juniper]
Ah, clever. It'll be a quick way to keep eyes on the target. You're sure you don't mind me borrowing your mirror for a little while longer?

Edited 2018-03-20 00:50 (UTC)

Of course you don't, you're swimming in Wonderful. I knew I count on you.

It's a fair strategy. He may be big, but we have numbers on our side.

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balthazard - 2018-03-20 04:16 (UTC) - Expand

I'll help. I was taken down by an upperclassman, I am happy to help take one of them down.

Which one? I've lost track of the competition.