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[solveforx]

I hope yinz are ready. That's right. I broke out yinz. This is big. Tomorrow. It's coming. ARE YOU READY FOR:

~TACO TUESDAY~

You totally are.

[Warded to Casey's D&D Group]
Can I do this build

[Spellotaped to the page is a sheet of graph paper with Lysander Oakleaf, LAWYER ELF written in big block letters at the top and a break down of feats, spell slots and stat allocations for an "elf" "bard" that is stretching the definition of both terms. It seems this "elf" is also half-fae, and has a separate breakdown for half-elf, quarter-fae, quarter-succubus - at least Xavier knows that probably won't fly. There are several one-level dips into ridiculous classes that are not bard. Like marshal. It looks like the build would have +50 diplomacy by level 6. This is patently ridiculous. Do not let him use it.]

Comments

Ward

[hisshiss]

lmao fucking do it

Same Ward

[solveforx]

No one can defeat JUSTICE.

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

bro


w
t
f

Same Ward

[solveforx]

It's so good.

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

everything's fuckin WRONG

Re: Same Ward

[solveforx]

If being a half-fae half-succubus is wrong dude I don't wanna be right. Looook at that bluuufff cheeeckkkk

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

how fuckin wrong did it take you n how many manuals did you fuckin need

Re: Same Ward

[solveforx]

[...]

I got the idea after the dance and the black out's been kinda a blur so...idk like all week?

uhh, like, five books?
I am willing to sacrifice the Captain's Hat. Then I won't need Stormwrack.

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

bro







you've gotta get laid

Same Ward

[solveforx]

nah

nah I'm good

The numbers are all I need man.

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

k but right now you're number's at like -134587389 bc you spent a week makin a badass LAWYER ELF 1/4 succubus

Re: Same Ward

[solveforx]

dude

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

BRO
i'm just carin for your well-being n shit

Same Ward

[duelled]

Don't be mean!

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

it's not mean it's TRUTH

Re: Same Ward

[duelled]

Your truth isn't everybody's truth.

Re: Same Ward

[solveforx]

Uhhhhhhhh I don't even know

It's cool. Thanks, Ivy.

Re: Same Ward

[duelled]

Okay, as long as you say so.

Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

SUCCUBUSSES SUCCUBI are CHICKS

Same Ward

[shirtsoptional]

Yeah, I've been trying to figure that part out.

Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

right???

Same Ward

[solveforx]

Lysander isn't restricted by human gender binary, bro. Whatever's fun and flirty.

Same Ward - literally typed a whole comment about "if one of you's gonna do non-binary shit"

[sunsoutgunsout]

sick

Same Ward

[solveforx]

Absolutely.

Same Ward

[duelled]

He's a quarter succubi on his mom's side.

Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

wait

his mom's 1/4 succubi
or he's 1/4 succubi bc his mom's 1/2

Re: Same Ward

[solveforx]

Mom's def 1/2 succubus. LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL TAPESTRY OF A CHARACTER BACKGROUND I'M PAINTING FOR YOU MAN. How can you say no.

Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

i didn't say no did i
but i've gotta look over the sheet n shit

Re: Same Ward

[solveforx]

AW, yeah, see? I knew you loved me.

[get_fucked]

You got me, I totally am!

[solveforx]

It's gonna be great.

[get_fucked]

What all is involved at Gooseberry Taco Tuesday??

[solveforx]

Taco bar, so it's choose your own culinary adventure. I think Prospero's cookin' up stuff to satisfy every palate.

[get_fucked]

NO BEER PO

I hope it's like, super authentic. Nothing is worse food-wise than a disappointing taco.

[solveforx]

Aw, dude, totally. No fakey tacos here. The elves are gonna knock it outta the park.

[sylla]

This is that holiday I have read about!

[solveforx]

Aw man, reading about it does not do it justice.

Ward

[duelled]

I feel like "Elf Lawyer" sounds better, but that's my only note.

Ward

[solveforx]

Yeah it does roll off the tongue a bit better. I agree.

Thank god we can link back to shit again oh my god

[guthriegazette]

Congrats on a successful Taco Tuesday campaign! (But yinz? Really dude?)

Are you ready to move all that enthusiasm onto Senior Jorts Day? As promised I'm all in - I've got a few ideas for advertising in the newsletter that require your keen eye and wordsmithing.

[solveforx]

Thanks Asher! I know, I know. But I felt like Taco Tuesday required some rustic gravitas. I had to bust it out.

After tomorrow I am 100% tunnel vision for that fateful fashion day in our near futures, dude. Lookin' forward to perusing those ads.

[guthriegazette]

At least go for the youse, Zav! New York is disappointed.

Fantastic - also, we're totally making Ravi a pair, right?

[solveforx]

Youse feels totally weird in my mouth, but I'll keep it on the back burner for later. I dunno if I'm New York enough for it, yeah?

And, um, absolutely. Getting him to wear them after they're made though - that's gonna be the real challenge.

[guthriegazette]

I think you could charmingly pull youse off, but ultimately you're only as New York as you think you are. We'll happily accept you into the fold of occasional-youse-usage if you ever so desire, though.

There should be no worries about convincing Ravi to wear them luckily! He owes me about five million favors after the masquerade and he knows it.