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[solveforx]

I hope yinz are ready. That's right. I broke out yinz. This is big. Tomorrow. It's coming. ARE YOU READY FOR:

~TACO TUESDAY~

You totally are.

[Warded to Casey's D&D Group]
Can I do this build

[Spellotaped to the page is a sheet of graph paper with Lysander Oakleaf, LAWYER ELF written in big block letters at the top and a break down of feats, spell slots and stat allocations for an "elf" "bard" that is stretching the definition of both terms. It seems this "elf" is also half-fae, and has a separate breakdown for half-elf, quarter-fae, quarter-succubus - at least Xavier knows that probably won't fly. There are several one-level dips into ridiculous classes that are not bard. Like marshal. It looks like the build would have +50 diplomacy by level 6. This is patently ridiculous. Do not let him use it.]

Comments

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

bro


w
t
f

Same Ward

[solveforx]

It's so good.

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

everything's fuckin WRONG

Re: Same Ward

[solveforx]

If being a half-fae half-succubus is wrong dude I don't wanna be right. Looook at that bluuufff cheeeckkkk

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

how fuckin wrong did it take you n how many manuals did you fuckin need

Re: Same Ward

[solveforx]

[...]

I got the idea after the dance and the black out's been kinda a blur so...idk like all week?

uhh, like, five books?
I am willing to sacrifice the Captain's Hat. Then I won't need Stormwrack.

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

bro







you've gotta get laid

Same Ward

[solveforx]

nah

nah I'm good

The numbers are all I need man.

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

k but right now you're number's at like -134587389 bc you spent a week makin a badass LAWYER ELF 1/4 succubus

Re: Same Ward

[solveforx]

dude

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

BRO
i'm just carin for your well-being n shit

Same Ward

[duelled]

Don't be mean!

Re: Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

it's not mean it's TRUTH

Re: Same Ward

[duelled]

Your truth isn't everybody's truth.

Re: Same Ward

[solveforx]

Uhhhhhhhh I don't even know

It's cool. Thanks, Ivy.

Re: Same Ward

[duelled]

Okay, as long as you say so.

Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

SUCCUBUSSES SUCCUBI are CHICKS

Same Ward

[shirtsoptional]

Yeah, I've been trying to figure that part out.

Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

right???

Same Ward

[solveforx]

Lysander isn't restricted by human gender binary, bro. Whatever's fun and flirty.

Same Ward - literally typed a whole comment about "if one of you's gonna do non-binary shit"

[sunsoutgunsout]

sick

Same Ward

[solveforx]

Absolutely.

Same Ward

[duelled]

He's a quarter succubi on his mom's side.

Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

wait

his mom's 1/4 succubi
or he's 1/4 succubi bc his mom's 1/2

Re: Same Ward

[solveforx]

Mom's def 1/2 succubus. LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL TAPESTRY OF A CHARACTER BACKGROUND I'M PAINTING FOR YOU MAN. How can you say no.

Same Ward

[sunsoutgunsout]

i didn't say no did i
but i've gotta look over the sheet n shit

Re: Same Ward

[solveforx]

AW, yeah, see? I knew you loved me.