Written during Event Committee

[quickbuck]

WARDED TO CASH HOLCOMB:
Dude I think Jade is into me

Comments

[longcons]

Why.

[quickbuck]

She dumped a whole bucket of water on my head.

[longcons]

[ ... ] Is it possible she just thought you needed a shower?

[quickbuck]

no dude. she dyngused me

[longcons]

Don't be a dyngus dingus. She's out of your league. You already have one person who wants to kill you.

[ ... ] You're sure she was aiming for you?

[quickbuck]

YES I'M SURE SHE WAS AIMING FOR ME

[longcons]

I was just asking.

Maybe she does like you.

[quickbuck]

I knew she couldn't resist my charms forever

[longcons]

Questionable.

What are you going to do now?

[quickbuck]

I dunno. what should i do? I could ask her to prom

Although I did promise Ana I'd take her to the next dance

[longcons]

How did you get so many girlfriends?

[quickbuck]

I'm delicious

[longcons]

You are.

[quickbuck]

seriously though who should i ask to prom

[longcons]

I don't know. This is too much. Sophie's prom choice.

[quickbuck]

I could also ask Hazel

[longcons]

Please stop adding girls to the list.

[quickbuck]

Okay fine just those 3 then.

[quickbuck]

who are YOU Asking to prom?

[longcons]

Are you sure we have to go?

[quickbuck]

What else are we gonna do?

[longcons]

Sit in our cabin? Quietly.

[quickbuck]

No

[longcons]

Sit in our cabin? Loudly.

[quickbuck]

pick a girl

or a boy

whatever