Written during Event Committee

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WARDED TO CASH HOLCOMB:
Dude I think Jade is into me

Comments

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No

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Sit in our cabin? Loudly.

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pick a girl

or a boy

whatever

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All humans are disgusting.

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If you don't pick I'm picking for you.

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NO

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Pick a date or make your bed and lie in it

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[ ... ] Micah.

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NOT MICAH

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Are you asking Micah?

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No! I just don't think you should!

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We're in love.

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You are not

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You can be the ring-bearer at our wedding.

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You don't even like Micah!

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I was seduced.

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his flirting makes you uncomfortable

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Uncomfortable with my own sinful thoughts.

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STOP

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I'm not asking anyone. You have three choices. It's tricky.

If Ana, Hazel, and Jade we all tied to train tracks and you only had time to save one, who would it be?

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that's super messed up dude

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Just trying to help.

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You could make a pros and cons list.

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FINE. who should i start with

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Jade. Also, you can't put "cute" on the list.