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[sugiru]

hello everyone. it is Takeru.

give me your star sign and the name of your crush and I will tell you your true love fortune

[...]

oh, glitter charms don't work. tragic.

I know what you are thinking, "Takeru, this is such a terrible idea. high schoolers are vile monster who only wish to cause undue harm to one another."
perhaps this is true.


that's all.

Comments

[sylla]

There is no such thing as true love at our age.

[sugiru]

this is a fair opinion to have, but I disagree. it is simply a spectacularly rare thing to find.

[sylla]

Yes, usually hormones are to blame for the lack of judgment.

[henshinyo]

Hello, Takeru.

I am a Leo and my crush is the beautiful Etta Gray. Please tell me something very nice.

-Sun-mi

[ninjaleo]

In speed reading this I thought this comment said that I, Leo, had a crush on Sun-mi.

That's it, that's the most confusing moment this day has brought me.

[sugiru]

Oh no, Sun-mi, please be careful. Etta is quite a head turner, but if you are not careful, you may break vertebrae. Best to only pivot when gazing lovingly at her, today.

[keepsmovin]

Can you divine the compatibility of a Cancer with Lucas Kowalski?

Or maybe just general advice on compatibility for Cancer in general would be good too.

[chryseis]

[sugiru]

Lucas Kowaslki. Lucas Kowalski.

oh is that the one who looks like the boy version of the girl from the Ring? who am I to get in the way of true love? sigh. amore.

you are working with opposing signs, but that is not a bad thing. one compliments what the other lacks.

Cancer, in general, will do best finding love amongst friends. perhaps you should get to know your crush better?

[stclair]

What the HECK is the sign for May

[...]

Flighty Gemini with a crush on straight-faced Taurus????? Or do you like really need the names???

[sugiru]

I will see what I can do, but oh, flighty Gemini you must work hard. Taurus craves stability. you prefer to play. Gemini may have to do the work here, because it will take convincing for Taurus to take them seriously.

for today, it seems as though Taurus might start a fight with a waiter, so I would avoid wining and dining. maybe a movie? or at the very least fast casual, instead.

[kingofthefairies]

Ummm what's a good match for a Gemini ???

[sugiru]

playful Gemini is most compatible with Aries, Leo, Libra and Aquarius. fun signs!

do you have a preference?

[neattrick]

I'm a Pisces and I have a crush on Sy

[sugiru]

a Pisces who likes a little danger, I am impressed.

the stars are advising me that for you, today, giving your crush a gift that is thoughtful and a little rude is a good idea. a conversation starter that should lead to a more meaningful connection. however, I would advise against this, knowing who the object of your affection is, because I do not want to see you come to harm.

[quinning]

Will Ty Hawkeswood ever return this Capricorn's affections?!

[quinning]

I was born on January 17th, by the way. In case that helps your calculations.

[nothalfplaid]

Taurus, no one.

[sugiru]

Taurus!! no! being forever alone is so sad! especially since TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT to turn a one-night-stand into LONG AND LASTING LOVE. but if your heart is truly set on running solo, consider marrying your familiar. this will surely ward people away.

[sylla]

[. . .] Sagittarius, Damon Evercreech.

[sugiru]

Damon Evercreech. this is the one whose smile is like one from a commercial for sugar free gum, right? hmm. The Oldercreech is an Aries, like me. Saggittarius and Aries are very compatible, so you are in luck; this is an easy match. if you can snag your crush, you will make a great and passionate pair.

it seems a meet-cute with him is in your near future. the stars suggest a conversation about hats.

[rosenkrans]

[...] Anything in the stars for a Scorpio and a Pisces? No big deal, just curious.

[sugiru]

Scorpio and Pisces, my favorite match. very intense. you should click fast with your crush, because emotional intimacy comes very easily. Scorpio must let themself be vulnerable here, especially today! the Sun and Pluto are in trine, so today is all about communication. clearly. look at how much everyone is oversharing. it's bedlam.

sorry, friend, i digress. Scorpio, you should try to reveal a secret about yourself to kindle your crush's interest; make them intrigued. nothing too secret, however - don't tell anyone where the bodies are hidden. Pisces is in a testy mood, today, and might be prone to starting a fight. so, also wear a mouth guard.

[orangepip]

What do the stars say about a Pisces and a Taurus going to prom together??

[sugiru]

you are in luck, Taurus and Pisces are a very magnetic match! sensitive souls who compliment each other nicely.

however, around prom time, Gemini will be in Pisces' fourth house, which means that Pisces will find greater comfort with their girlfriends or possibly that they will just be mobbed by beautiful women? neither option sounds terrible, honestly.