prom scrooge

[ashworthless]

Hi, I'm taking a nap, from being blinded nine times in five minutes. Wake me up on prom night. Good luck with the campaigns. Whoever can best forge my signature gets to decide where my votes go.

Comments

[longcons]

Unacceptable. This is an "essential rite of passage" that you "should" "care" about.

[heathclifflacey]

'Tis the season, dude.

[holdmyearrings]

Sign something so I can practice.

[ashworthless]

I want new rites of passage.

[longcons]

A trailblazer. Key trait of prom princes.

[ashworthless]

Figure if you really deserve my vote, you'll find my personal letters or banking information.

[ashworthless]

No.

[heathclifflacey]

I mean. He's got a POINT.

[ashworthless]

We don't even see the ballots for another month.

[longcons]

I often do.

[quickbuck]

can you guys PLEASE nominate me i need the support

[ashworthless]

He is one of the smartest guys in our year. Example to all, prom prince Cassius Holcomb.

[holdmyearrings]

Oooooooooooooooh now that sounds like a fun challenge.

[heathclifflacey]

Good judgment. Key trait of prom princes.

[heathclifflacey]

Well that's TWO votes!

[heathclifflacey]

Yeah. But the HYPE and the COMPETITION is half the fun, right?

[ashworthless]

No way you're not on the ballot already.
[...] But yeah, yeah, I'll see what I can sleep-write.

[bubblewrapped]

Still waiting on someone to run on a nihilism platform.

[ashworthless]

It's really bad because I'm practicing how to sign prescriptions already, so.

[heathclifflacey]

Already done, dude!

[ashworthless]

Perfect.

[ashworthless]

I think the crowns are plastic.

[ashworthless]

I'd vote for that.

[quickbuck]

thanks

[bitterlysweet]

Can you still see, your highness?