Gooseberry High

Hoop snakes are still cool.

[Pre-Healer Kids]
Hey don’t let Healer Hiss leave without giving me notes
And telling you about the Sting Zone

Hey, most dedicated teacher award to Fern's dad, hands down, for bleeding for us, literally.

(Sign up for debate.)

Hey, so. Ms. Vector somehow let Spencer and I talk her into letting us make a debate club, and you should all join so it looks legitimate. And because arguing with your classmates should be given a healthy outlet. And because it'll be fun. And because we said so, which is not the best way to end all arguments, but in this case, I think it works.

This post's just to gauge interest, but there'll be official sign ups soon.

We can never just have nice things, can we.

All I got from that post was that cheese attracts ghosts.
There's another point for no dairy.

[Coppertale Jr Boys]
I'm Chaser today.
In case of my death by bludger or Stoker homicide, please feel free to last-minute sign your names to my Charms and Transfig assignments, they're done early and deserve to go to good homes. You have to donate the rest of my shit to charity so my death doesn't divide you, but give my owl back to my mom.
And hey, congrats on surviving Club Bullshit for another month, you guys.

[Warded to Spencer]
Hey.

So. [...] Whatever that was. You know. I just wanted to say. I'm not mad. It happened. It's okay. It's no one's fault.

Now that it has, though. You might be sorry to hear. But I can't transfer to Ilvermorny, their vegan options are iceberg lettuce and dry toast. Can't switch cabins, either, because I don't want to. So. We can talk about it or not. I'll shut up and back off if you want.
But either way, I'm gonna be around now. Just so you know.