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[heathclifflacey]

[Fern]

HEY. So. I was wondering if you'd want to go to the d
Want to do something after class? There's something I wanted to ask y
So, I know your dad's already giving me the DEATH GLARE but
I PROMISE this isn't because of the Amortentia thing but

[......]

[ABORT. ABORT. A photo is spellotaped into the journal instead!]

Got a letter from my dad today and he included THIS. What are they even doing at home when Pan and I are gone?



[...]

Want to hit the archery range later? I think I've figured out what was wrong with that shot yesterday and I'm ready to DAZZLE you with my BRILLIANCE.

[Added Later]

[Coppertale Junior Boys]

I'm an idiot.

[...] So what do you guys think you're doing for the dance? Seems sorta early to worry about it but nobody will SHUT UP.

We selling any of you off to the highest bidder?

[Phi]

I'M AN IDIOT.

[...] So, I know MALEFICENT said I shouldn't treat all girls the same and I know not all girls are the same but [...] if someone was going to ask you to the dance, how would you want them to do it?

Comments

Coppertale Junior Boys

[ashworthless]

I have to participate in a bidding war for Jeffy Key, but don’t worry, it’s just to win him for Essie.
[...] Which is a ward I wonder if I was in on purpose to this day.
Caution, if you decide to be auctioned off, Azurcrests might try to talk you up to the sophomores to take the high prices off Key.

What are you doing for the dance?

Coppertale Junior Boys

[heathclifflacey]

[...] Wait. How will YOU bidding on Jeffy help Essie?

Dude. SERIOUSLY? Those birdies are devious.

[......] I don't know. Haven't decided yet.

Coppertale Junior Boys

[ashworthless]

It’ll make her start bidding in the first place, I guess. Don’t make me crack bird logic, I can’t.
[...] And very technically that was my idea first, so. If any of you get won by a sophomore, I’ll do my best to interrupt the date in retribution.

What are you thinking about doing for the dance?

Coppertale Junior Boys

[heathclifflacey]

I [...] guess that makes sense.

VERY TECHNICALLY, huh? Since it's you, I guess we can say clever like a fox instead!

[...] I don't think I'll do the auction anyway, though.

Coppertale Junior Boys

[ashworthless]

Are you asking someone?

Coppertale Junior Boys

[heathclifflacey]

[...] MAYBE. I still haven't decided, dude. It's been like two minues.

Coppertale Junior Boys

[bitterlysweet]

Huh. Well. Good to know because unless one of you takes me I'm probably signing up for the auction. I can't decide who I want to ask so perfect solution, right???

Coppertale Junior Boys

[heathclifflacey]

TOTALLY. Makes sense to me.

Anyone you want us to step in and save you from if they start getting top bid?

Coppertale Junior Boys

[bitterlysweet]

You've all got your own people you want to ask I'm guessing. Don't waste your night on me. And even if it ends up being someone bad (?????) it's just one night. I think I'll live.

Coppertale Junior Boys

[ashworthless]

And it’s VIP treatment so I assume that means you get extra punch and an emergency exit.

Coppertale Junior Boys

[heathclifflacey]

That SOUNDS pretty VIP.

Coppertale Junior Boys

[bitterlysweet]

I do love to be spoiled. This secretly is all a scheme to get pampered by EC.

Coppertale Junior Boys

[quickbuck]

i think i'm gonna sign up too

Coppertale Junior Boys

[bitterlysweet]

HEY, NICE.

Those spendy singles don't know how lucky they are.

Coppertale Junior Boys

[quickbuck]

I hope I get someone good.

Heathcliff

[opuntia]

Why do you think I would know anything about

[...]

Asking Vee's cat for girl advice now?

Phicliff

[heathclifflacey]

You know who I MEAN. And she never waits to be asked anyway.

[...] So. What do you think?

Phicliff

[opuntia]

I do. It's kind of funny

[...]

Just ask her, Heathcliff.

Phicliff

[heathclifflacey]

[...] Just like that?

Phicliff

[opuntia]

[...] Yeah. I mean, anything else sounds mortifying pointlessly embarrassing dumb like a little much.

Heathcliff

[nothalfplaid]

Look at that paw! What is that dog's name? Because that is my new best friend.

Sure. I'm prepared to be dazzled, on the off chance you pull it off.

Fern/Heathcliff

[heathclifflacey]

[...] Then your new best friend's name is Pudding.

HEY. I'm TOTALLY going to pull it off. Have some faith in me!

Re: Fern/Heathcliff

[nothalfplaid]

That is a good name for a good boy. You should smuggle Pudding to school.

Is my faith an important part of your success?

Fern/Heathcliff

[heathclifflacey]

DOG PERSON, huh? Yeah. Pud's a good boy even if he never listens to anyone. But I couldn't smuggle him here. Breaking up the PACK seems mean, you know?

[...] It's not vital?

Fern/Heathcliff

[nothalfplaid]

I love all animals, except humans. Dogs are a favorite, though. I can identify with Pud. But you're right. That's why you have to smuggle them all in.

Seems important. You've got it then. Now prove it's warranted.