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[ashworthless]

Hoop snakes are still cool.

[Pre-Healer Kids]
Hey don’t let Healer Hiss leave without giving me notes
And telling you about the Sting Zone

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Pre-Healer Kids

[browbeats]

His enthusiasm for the Sting Zone makes me uncomfortable.

Pre-Healer Kids

[ashworthless]

He said “This’ll only sting a little” and he laughed and I thought today was my last.

Pre-Healer Kids

[browbeats]

Why do I get the feeling he was jealous of you?

Pre-Healer Kids

[cecaelian]

Are we sure this man is actually a Healer.

Pre-Healer Kids

[browbeats]

I'm willing to bet the real Healer Hislip is tied up in a zoo somewhere.

Pre-Healer Kids

[ashworthless]

I didn’t die yet? So one point.

Pre-Healer Kids

[ashworthless]

Hoop snakes are super rare and this was honestly a pretty lucky bite

Apparently

Pre-Healer Kids

[graysanatomyforkids]

What an aggressively quirky fellow.

Pre-Healer Kids

[ashworthless]

Snakes are more interesting than people

[heathclifflacey]

Hoop snakes are ASSHOLES.

[...] How’re you doing, dude?

[ashworthless]

They’re also kinda assholes.
I’m ok.
Thanks for getting me here.

[heathclifflacey]

Kinda DEFINITELY. But [...] good. I mean. I know you’re too TOUGH to get taken out by some snake but still.

You need anything?

And no problem, dude. You’re not even heavy.

[ashworthless]

Way too tough.
I’m stuck here overnight so if you could find the rest of my homework, that’d be cool.
And don’t let Danny Notoriano in here, he wants to steal my leg

[lilwitchhazel]

Ughhhhhh fuckin hoop snakes.

I think you're too into this dude.

[ashworthless]

They’re rare

[lilwitchhazel]

Yeah and so are lots of diseases you weirdo??

[Pre-Healer Students]

P.s. How many times did he say Sting Zone when he was treating you?

[ashworthless]

And if I’m gonna die, it better be one of those.
[Pre-Healer Kids]
Over three. It was a little nightmarish

[magitechnically]

Oh my gosh???

Like OH MY GOSH oh my gosh???

[ashworthless]

Hey, it’s ok.

[magitechnically]

UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!

Are you still in the infirmary???

[ashworthless]

Yeah. I’ll be here tonight

[bitterlysweet]

YOU COULD HAVE DIED MAN

[ashworthless]

Hey, I’m not gonna die. And they even said my leg’ll stay on.

[bitterlysweet]

Yeah I know that NOW. Fuck hoop snakes.

[ashworthless]

They could use manners.
Like shit, I was barely in the grass.