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Yellow flowers used to symbolize jealousy, but now stand for friendship. [...] If anyone wants yellow flowers for their friends, just let me know.

[Warded to Dinah]
Do you want to come draw with me in the greenhouse? I'm finally almost done with work for TAing. [...] You like cookies, right?
[Warded to Heathcliff]
Hey [...] I'm going to have to cancel tea today. [...] Dinah and I are probably going to hang out. [...] But can I grab some of our tea cookies from you? I think Dinah will like them.
opuntia: (lord have mercy)
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Everyone please think long and hard about what you post while [...] inebriated this break. [...] For your own sakes. You're all ridiculous.
opuntia: (do you even listen to yourself)
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I've been staring at this stupid thing for a day, and I still don't understand why Again, please refrain from long letters of admiration, or long letters about the souring of said admiration.

[Warded to Ebonhide Senior Girls & Heathcliff]

This one at least has accurately described my eye color. But this time it was six pages.

[....]

Why do these freshmen have so many feelings? About me, in particular.

[Warded to Girls]

[....] I'm at the party tonight chaperoning looking out for people, so let me know if you anticipate needing any particular attention because you're going to be [........] indisposed.
opuntia: (can we just not)
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If you need to reschedule any tutoring with me so that you can improve your DADA skills, don't hesitate to ask. I'll be more flexible to help accommodate.

I'm also taking points for throwing flour, by the way.

[Warded to Cameron]

Hey

Hi

How are you feeling

Are you

I was wondering if you


[Warded to Heathcliff]

If someone said something nice to me it was probably a Stranger, right?

I had a run in with someone and now I can't stop thinking about

I hate this mimic thing. Too hard to tell if anything that's happened was real or not. And it's hard to ask, sometimes.

[...]

You didn't have any obvious run-ins, did you?
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[Warded Private] )

[Public]

I'll have TA hours for Herbology Monday and Tuesday from 4 to 5, and after Gardening Club from 4:30 to 5:30 on Thursdays. I also spend a lot of time in the greenhouse, though, so [...] if you need help with class and I'm there, just [...] ask.

[...]

Or if you need help and those times don't work for you let me know and we can set something else up.

[Warded to Wilde]

You'd probably be better at this than me. Are you

[.......]

Sorry [....] pen on the fritz. Did you have a good break?

I found a small bit of Corkscrew Hazel I might try to transplant, despite the weather, if you want to help.
opuntia: (im just telling you)
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God I hate mammals Here's hoping I got enough sleep for exams after that stupid bat incident.

[...]

At least there were no bug casualties, as far as I can tell.

[Warded to Wilde]

Hey, I'm staying over break if there're any plants or anything you want me to look after. I'll probably suffer the trip out to the greenhouse pretty frequently, even. [...] It's going to be so gloriously quiet here.

[Warded to Ebonhide Senior Girls Heathcliff]

[........] Don't make fun or anything, but [...] I think I might go to the dance. Just to people watch. Since it's my last year and all. [............] Is it a bad idea? I'm just letting you know. And tell me what your mask looks like, since it might be nice to be able to find you.
opuntia: (killer glare)
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[Warded Private]

Fuck
Can someone
I don't know where
It's so cold
It's fine, who cares, I'm just going to die out here

[...............................]

[Public]

Thanks, December. By the way, getting lost in a snow storm is very much a real thing, despite how stupid it sounds. And no, I'm not lost anymore. [....] Be careful.

[...........]

[Warded to Heathcliff]

Happy Birthday. You're going to have to get your present later since I couldn't find you this morning since I was late since I got lost and UGH, unfortunately.
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I never thought I'd say this, but [...] I think I have too many indoor plants. In tidying up before we left I thought it might be the case, but after getting back [...] I'm pretty sure I need to part with some of them. If anyone wants any let me know - some are magically reinforced to be heartier so they're easy to take care of. I have a variety of things. I'm not going to help you with them after I give them to you, though.

[Warded to Senior Ebongirls]

[...]

Everyone enjoy the trip? [...] Clem, how was home?

[Warded to Heathcliff & Pandora]

Did you have fun? I'm sure you didn't get into too much trouble.

[...]

I have some sketches for you. I couldn't really buy So, I'll probably try to find you tomorrow morning to hand them off. Nothing exciting. Just proof I actually went to Paris.

[Warded to Heathcliff]

Tea tomorrow? Since we couldn't this weekend. [................] Also, I drank some. A lot, maybe.
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I ended up finding more spiders than I expected in my hunt for our cabin, so if anyone needs wants some, just let me know. There are quite a few [...] black and yellow garden spiders, banded garden spiders, goldenrod crab spiders, and bold jumper spiders. The goldenrod crab and bold jumpers are fairly small. If you care about that.

[There's a small, precise sketch of each one of the spiders.]

[Ebonhide Senior Girls]
[...] I can confine them to under my bed, if you want. But the garden spiders make nice webs. And none of them are poisonous. And There are only a few of each species.
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I'll probably regret posting this publicly but, as a PSA to everyone:
  • Maybe keep [...] letters of admiration under one page
  • Maybe try not to make them sound like term papers
  • Maybe know basic facts about the person you apparently admire
  • Maybe just [...] [...] don't

[Warded to Ebonsenior Girls and Heathcliff] )