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[opuntia]

Yellow flowers used to symbolize jealousy, but now stand for friendship. [...] If anyone wants yellow flowers for their friends, just let me know.

[Warded to Dinah]

Do you want to come draw with me in the greenhouse? I'm finally almost done with work for TAing. [...] You like cookies, right?

[Warded to Heathcliff]

Hey [...] I'm going to have to cancel tea today. [...] Dinah and I are probably going to hang out. [...] But can I grab some of our tea cookies from you? I think Dinah will like them.

Comments

Phinah

[dinahdanger]

Oh my god d e f ??? I HAVE TO SHOW YOU YOUR VILLAINESS COSTUME DESIGN!!

Phinah

[opuntia]

Want me to come get you? For the buddy system.

[...]

What does it look like?

Phinah

[dinahdanger]

Oh oh YES and you can even get on my shoulders if you're tired and want to rest your feet!

It's green and it has a flower cowl but I can't decide exactly what kind of flower. But I bet you know the EXACT PERFECT FLOWER right???

Phinah

[opuntia]

I [...] think I'll be ok, but I appreciate the offer. Where are you?

That sounds really neat, actually?. [...] Should definitely be a deadly nightshade flower. Purple, poisonous - fits, don't you think? [...] I can draw one for you, when we're together. I can draw you your favorite flower too, if you have one!.

Phinah

[dinahdanger]

I was trying to get into the SAUNA but that is clearly not happening today, so I'm just like hanging out in the lodge!!

Ooooh, that's so GOOD??? You know like a crazy amount about flowers you're like basically already a comic book character. I don't even know what my favourite flower is but I bet you could help me figure it OUT!!!

Phinah

[opuntia]

How were you planning on Easy - I'll be there soon, I just have to go get our cookies. They're special ones Heathcliff and I save for our teas. [...] We only have coconut ones left, though.

Really? You think so? Maybe. Just a little like a comic book character.

Happy to help you figure out what it is, especially so I can draw it for you. There are a lot of options but [...] I have a few ideas.

Phinah

[dinahdanger]

UM I bet the coconut ones are awesome and I cannot wait to try them??

You're basically the super sweet scientist that maybe your coworkers underestimate but is actually a double badass at night, and you set up this whole scheme to rob the lab you're working for because they're hiding this miracle cure from the public and you have ETHICS to uphold, but then your boss is like some VILLAIN BOSS and he holds the staff hostage and you have to save their lives and they're like, "WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THE... PHI-TOSYNTHESISER [NAME] JUST SAVED US FROM THE POWERS OF CAPITALISM AND TOXIC MASCULINITY!!" You're like exactly that.

I can't wait to hear your ideas!! I bet you have it nailed.

Phinah

[opuntia]

We can eat some while we walk to the greenhouse, so you don't even have to wait.

[...]

That's I'm not anything like [....] Do you really think [...] Maybe not [....] that much like a comic book character. But I'm excited to see what you come up with for your actual comic.

Thanks. [...] It's going to be brightly colored, whatever it is.

I'm glad we're fr

Phicliff

[heathclifflacey]

What?
But we had PLANS and I wanted to ask you about
Since when are you and Dinah even
WEAK, dude.

[...]

Yeah. Whatever. It's cool. [...] We've only got those coconut ones left, though.

Phicliff

[opuntia]

Ok - thanks for being understanding! [...] You crossed out a lot. [...] Everything ok?

[...]

Ugh, the chewy ones, right? [...] Those are the worst. [...] Maybe Dinah will like them, though.

Phicliff

[heathclifflacey]

My pen just SUCKS.

[...]

Yeah. Maybe.

Phicliff

[opuntia]

[...] If you say so.

I'll swing by now to get them, since I'm going to get Dinah now.

[riledup]

i will hundo percent kill a bitch who tries to buddy up with my toto so appropes tbh

[opuntia]

Ugh [...] That seems a little [...] aggressive.

[riledup]

i need to protect him from shady bitches i claimed him

[opuntia]

Why? Good luck.

[norush]

Haha, thanks! I'll commit a murder for you too, if you want.

[riledup]

that's all i ask booboo mwah

[gwenniepop]

HEY I am stuck practicing right now and it suuuuuucks, so can you take some off to Uly, and tell him I said that brilliant friends deserve flowers everyday? Or maybe I'll just come get and some and take it to his cabin. He needs to smile!

[opuntia]

I'm heading to the greenhouse now, if you want to come get some. [...] I'll be busy for a while, since I'm hanging out with my best friend someone.

[gwenniepop]

Yes! I will come and get them. Flowers are such a great idea! I'm so glad you suggested it. Boys don't get flowers often enough, you know?

[opuntia]

Alright [...] we'll see you there, then. [...] Thanks. And they don't.