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WHO: Addy & Rosy
WHAT: Chatting with Bluebell
WHEN: BACKDATED to...sometime shortly after Christmas break! This is VERY OLD! But we FINISHED it!
WHERE: The Stables
WARNING/RATING: M for Marker Abuse but it's fine

Gotta respect a girl with a head weapon )
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ATTENTION ALL GOOSEBABIES OF THE PAST!!!!

YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO LAS VEGAS. I'M GETTING MARRIED TO NIA


YOU HAVE AN HOUR TO GET HERE; WE'RE AT THE LITTLE NEON CHAPEL


VODKA IN LIEU OF FLOWERS!
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I never thought I'd SAY this but you know what? FORGET SR PROJECT IMMUNITY!!!

ON THAT NOTE! Who wants to try a Mild Calming Aromatherapy But Also Special Shower Gel?
It's not lavender-y! That's v done. It's lemon+rosemary. You'll smell like a good roast chicken only w/o the chicken parts.

Um and maybe it could also use a name and a marketing dept.
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I wonder if we could walk on water here.
Like. I wanna do my best Jesus. Let's try it.

Ugh I'm gonna miss camping :(

[Warded to Nia]
CONS: Hope you like death shrimps bc that's what I'm gonna smell like now.
Miss youuuuu
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HELLO GOOSEBERRY. IMPORTANT LAST DAY OF SPRING BREAK QUERY

If you were

Not cut IC! Cut for image! )

This V HANDSOME alligator what would YOU want your name to be????
(You can all meet him TOMORROW!)
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Heyyyyyy so this sucks.
Idk how popular this is gonna be, but FYI, I’m not reading any of your wards. If anyone wants to get in on a YOUR SECRETS ARE SECRET pact, we don’t even have like, blood rituals. Maybe that’s a deterrent idk.

And as always forever if you need to talk or anything I’m toootally around.
I DIDN’T read things but like lol obvi secret leakage is bad and I’m sorry it happened to you :(
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sup gb high

Antonia Papadakis:
wanna make out?

Casper Kim:
wanna make out?

Ennis Harper:
wanna make out?

Iliya Krum:
wanna make out?

January James:
wanna make out?

Phineas Bones:
wanna make out?

Rosemary Stoker:
wanna make out?

Smooch Squad (Cameron Carney & Riley Stamper):
wanna make out?

Adeline Foster-Hayes:
k so i think i found our next book

it's a called doll in the guard + it's about a kingdom where all its palace guards are statues charmed to walk n fight n shit like real person guards? but then they're kinda ppl when they get more personalities + form relationships + shit.
so it's about like what happens when magic makes life or like it looks like it makes life
+ the implications of where's too far to go w/ magic
+ what rights magically sentient beins get
+ apparently there's parallels w/ like nomaj n muggleborn issues + shit?

it sounds p sick i read bout it in oprah's mag



btw wanna make out?


[I DECIDED OPRAH IS A WITCH WITH A SEPARATE WITCHIER VERSION OF "O" AND NOBODY CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE.]
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[Warded to Nia to Lachlan? Annnnd f it, to ALL SENIORS ]
[......]
[Warded to Nia for real this time]
Heyyyy. On a scale of like super busy to yes I am totally dying to engage Addy in dumb conversation, how bored are you at this v moment?
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Heyyyy so apparently this batch of potions [...] modifies romantic feelings! I know this isn't THAT much of a surprise, but ALSO I know it can be preeeetty upsetting. Soooo like, if you (ANYONE affected by this! Or like, anything!) need a place to talk, let me know either here or in person (I'm in the potions room!!!)
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HIIII.
Sunday nights are like, prime Sr Project thinking time and I'm CROWDSOURCING!!!
So like in your MINE AND YOUR EXPERT OPINIONS! The 5 (maybe 5????) Most Important Potions for Surviving Gooseberry Are:

1) Hangover potion, duh
2) Immunity Potion Plus, duh
3) Calming Potion (MODIFIED! SCHOOL FRIENDLY!)
4) AMORTENTIA CURE !!! (In progress oh god it's so hard)
5) ?????????? (<----YOUR CHOICE! HELP ME!)

My GOAL here is to, like, make the teachers not sure whether they should put me on a plaque by age 19 OR expel me on graduation day, so alllll suggestions are super welcome.

[Warded to Lachlan]
I'm a little drunk and a lot at the grotto, and I wish we'd allowed SOME boys to this party. We haven't talked about your Valentines yet :(

[Warded to Girls at the Galentines party]
I'M COMING TO PLAY MORE GAMES SOON but I had to make Immunity Cups bc you guys are gross and keep kissing each other and also I love you all.
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POTION OF THE DAY: invigoration draughts lite! Light on the magic, heavy on the ginger; will leave you happy and anti inflammatoried and not strung out.
Some of us got a really good nap but this will help wake you up. STOP BY, etc. ♥

[Potions Students]
Heeeyyyy so obviously there’s been some new Security Measures and the accident today (which is totally not a problem! These things DO happen!!!)
What I JUST wanted to do is like, get a finger on the pulse of what you guys might be up to in the lab! Especially if you’re gonna need storeroom access or might even WANT extra nosiness/support. BUT MOSTLY this is bc I love hearing about your new ideas!
So what are you making!?!
How can I help??? Do YOU have any concerns??
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STOLEN WINE BOTTLE COUNT XMAS 2014: an unprecedented SIX
Security is lacking. Please someone present me with a CHALLENGE omg.

[Senior Girls]
HEYYYY
I miss every one of you like A LOT.
I know there’s the big NYE party at the end of the week, BUT!!! Would some up to all of you wanna come to just a sleepover at my house a few days before?? To use the rest of this wine up/test my hangover potion tweaks?? I am rattling around my house, please save it/me :(

[Carolina]
HEYYY so in a couple days, I’m planning on inviting like...all the sr girls over to sleep. Do you want me to include any of your friends?? Mom+Dad have ANOTHERRR holiday party on the 29th so probs then??

[Lachlan]
Miss you. Do you get anything good for Christmas?
[...] Guess what I got.
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Next on production list: hangover potion you can brew with warming charms in leftover wine bottles.

Current plan viability: No.

I'll miss what I remember of you, Paris. ♥
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huh

I'm wearing sneakers to the cotillion and no one can tell me I can't!!!
Hey Griffin. I'm sorry for doubting you.
You have a GIFT.

Please use it like. Wisely.
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[Warded to Seniors; why not spread this message far]

Help. I think the sophomores are either trying to like. Poison me or save me from poisoning.

I'm not sure which is scarier, but if I drop dead, PLEASE implicate the children.
Ty for your time ♥
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Hey guys, have you heard? There's a Cotillion happening!

(jk jk sorry bad joke)

[Warded to Vee, Chloe, Ursula, Rosy, Addy, and Ollie]

If I wanted to really, really irritate my birth parents by going to Cotillion, looking beautiful and having a very good, proper and handsome date... who could I take?

Like, I want them to realize what they missed out o

Suggestions?
Nevermind on that front, got a date.

Now I just need to look devastatingly beautiful.

[Warded to Ollie]

♥ How's it going?