HAPPY BIRTHDAY NIA!

[addytives]

So both these gifts are just...giant. The spacesuit is about XXXL with engorgio, and Stock astronaut is not included. It is wrapped in what looks like a refrigerator box with the alligator in it too. That's also gigantic, perhaps 5' long, and has a blue bow around its neck. At the very very bottom of the box there's a postcard of the Griffith Observatory with two portkey tickets attached for sometime the week after school. And you know what, there's no other note. Nia will figure this monstrosity out, probably.

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Nia Is A Strange Person

[heyitsnia]

"Nyeheheheheheh," Nia laughs like a complete doofus as she unwraps and peels open the flaps on the refridgerator box.

When she spies what's inside, she literally crawls into the box, still laughing like a terrible gremlin. "Mehehehehehe."

It's extremely warm in this box, but she's still going to try to put on this astronaut suit...while she's in the box. And she gets in but she fills approximately 2/3 of one leg.

It's perfect. All the more room for a girlfriend.

After she's had her fun crawling around in her space gator box like a weird, giant ferret, she finds the tickets and the post card and actually shrieks with joy. But it's from behind a giant stuffed alligator so it's quite muffled.

Just leave her in there. She's happy.

And if Addy happens by she's going to pop out and tackle her like the world's worst jack-in-the-box.