gooseberryhigh | Entries tagged with charlotte meer

threatens

( For Reid, Roxie, Ana, Charlie, Heathcliff, Ira, Nisha & Dinah. )

soundscaped

( Muddy Twister winners! )

nothalfplaid

Cacti Plaid, Half-Orc Barbarian Librarian is going on an adventure, apparently.

[Warded ~~to Hazel~~ ~~Heathcliff~~ ~~Cash~~ Private]

It turns out adults can definitely be mimicked too. The night of the blizzard, I talked to a fake version of my dad. I should have known. It's not like I have pleasant conversations with my real dad. It's not like he ever gives me any kind of choice about anything. Wishful thinking is for idiots. So clearly, I'm just a fucking idiot. Can't leave this shitty school, so I may as well really lean into that. What other dumb shit can we do. We're all probably going to die anyway. UGH. So fucking stupid! [Angry scribbling]

[Cash]

So, it turns out our thought exercise was irrelevant after all.

[Charlotte]

Feel like raising a little hell?

meerigold

These mirrors are really good for when you're trying to curl the back of your hair.

quickbuck

WARDED TO CHARLOTTE MEER

i signed us up for the talent show. wanna practice or just wing it?

WARDED TO AUSTIN MCNAMARA

Coming to the party?

quickbuck

WARDED TO JUNIORS

okay, this is a 40-person problem. casey's little sister thinks i'm her boyfriend and i've tried to break up with her like three times and she still thinks we're dating. what do i do? is casey gonna beat me up?

BTW if you make fun of me at ALL i'm taking you out of the ward i am the VICTIM here

goosemods

( SLEDDING )

meerigold

Who the fuck let SUSAN AINSLEY-HAMPTON be in charge of the Christmas-- excuse me-- Holiday fundraiser this year? She always gives her son a head start on sales so that when my little Johnny goes door to door on DAY ONE, everyone says they already BOUGHT their POPCORN TINS from Gavin Ainsley-Hampton the day before.

Susan Ainsley-Hampton is a blight on the PTO and needs to be removed from the board.

colitaderana

[Warded to Coppertales]

I wanted to issue an apology to everyone in our campsite if they were disturbed by ~~me screaming bloody fucking murder~~ the noise from the sophomore boys cabin this morning.

I've since been informed that there was...an incident and contrary to popular belief, Quentin Youngblood does in fact...bathe.

Color me shocked.

~~Why do white people have so much hair~~

meerigold

[Coppertale Quidditch]

Ashworth, Dixon, Barringer, give me a copy of ya'll's schedules. I got extra time blocks on the pitch booked out just to hold them for now but we're going into overdrive on the ass-kicking for the next two weeks. If y'all're going to cotillion, you'll have to figure out how to cover the bruises with makeup.

If anyone else wants these time blocks for practice, just say so before I relinquish them. I didn't want Azurcrest grabbing all the good spots before we had a chance.

[Charlotte writes a list of the reserved blocks.]

un_kept

Hey guys, have you heard? There's a Cotillion happening!

(jk jk sorry bad joke)

[Warded to Vee, Chloe, Ursula, Rosy, Addy, and Ollie]

If I wanted to really, really irritate my birth parents by going to Cotillion, looking beautiful and having a very good, proper and handsome date... who could I take?

~~Like, I want them to realize what they missed out o~~

Suggestions? Nevermind on that front, got a date.

Now I just need to look devastatingly beautiful.

[Warded to Ollie]

♥ How's it going?

patineuse

I want to go to New York.

I'm auditioning cute girls to be the white to my black. We need to look good, so I'll buy your dress. [...] I guess I'd take a boy too, but you have to wear white.

meerigold

Wait.

WAIT.

DON'T NEWLY ENGAGED COUPLES GET SPECIAL TREATMENT AT DISNEY???? Like they get to skip lines and stuff???

beansontoast

I hope everyone is ready for the dance because there's not much time left now until the big day! Be sure that you've got your costume and also more importantly your date in order because you definitely don't want to go without a date!

[Sophomores]

You're all ready for the dance right because if not say so now and we can band together to get you ready before it's too late!

Also did you guys notice the patronuses were there any that surprised you and also did you see the matching ones who do you think is in love? Maybe we should make a chart.

[Quentin]

You don't have a date for the dance, right?

goosemods

( MONTHLY BONDING: CAMPING )

meerigold

DID Y'ALL SEE THAT SHARP SHOOTIN'???

I'M GONNA JOIN LARP AGAIN. WATCH OUT, NERDS.

[Cameron]

HEY are you UN-CURSED yet??? I need you to try on this Tuxedo Mask costume to see what needs altered.

[Fern]

Alright, I'm going to LARP this Saturday. What's your character??

sunsoutgunsout

( MEAN GIRLS' DAY IN THE DUNGEONS )

goosemods

( BACK TO SCHOOL PARTY )

meerigold

[Ari, Jeffy, Micah]

Well, the cooler is safe and hidden in my room. What'd Mama Bear say?

[Micah]

I heard you stood SweeTart up. We should've picked you up a calendar while we were at Walmart so you can get your dates in order.

[Cameron]

I braved a bear in the haunted woods to bring you back a gift from Logan. When do you want it?