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Okay first of all I've been going back through my journal and I cannot believe anyone was ever fooled by my mimic because for one you've all been playing "which Holloway" all year you should be trained for this and also she wasn't even half as charming as me.

More importantly WHERE IS EVERYONE GOING TO SCHOOL NEXT YEAR? I'm going to Ilvermorny because we're too broke for anywhere we can't get scholarships and my grades were. Do you think Ilvermorny will like let you get resorted if you've been away for a couple of years??
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THIS IS THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE!!

[Lilika]

Where are you are you okay it is SO MESSED UP everything is so messed up and scary!!

[Sophomores]

GUYS I was with a group of senior boys and one of them was a mimic or some of them were mimics I don't know but I almost DIED! I tried to tell them that something was off because like I Sensed it but they didn't listen because I'm a baby or whatever.

It looks like it's up to US to save the day of COURSE!
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This trip is so cool Hogwarts is so much cooler than Ilvermorny and I'm going to try to find a boyfriend who wants to help me look?

[Warded to Paris]

The time has come are you still planning to get Yancey eaten by one of those giant spiders?

[Warded to Yancey]

You know what would be totally tragic but also not at all unexpected? If Paris were to get eaten by a giant spider.
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Hi everyone so AS YOU KNOW someone destroyed a lot of stuff in my locker because they are evil and hate underclassmen and they remain at large.

That's not the point though the point is that a lot of my photographs got destroyed and a photographer is nothing without a portfolio.

Therefore I am giving this special one time offer to generously donate my skills for free throughout the rest of the month of May. All you dancer and actor types are going to need head shots! Maybe you want me to photograph your promposal so you have those memories forever! The only rules are I'm not doing any weird stuff unless I agr and I get to keep copies for my doss portfolio if I like them.

P.S. VOTE FOR LONDON FOR PROM DUCHESS 2015

[Lilika and Webster]

HELP ME WIN PROM BECAUSE THE REST OF MY LIFE IS IN SHAMBLES!!!
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THANK YOU to everyone who nominated me I am so excited for prom this is going to be so much fun!!

[Lilika and Webster]

I'M SO EXCITED WE ALL GOT NOMINATED would it be super weird if we all ran together I mean it's not like it's a rule that a boy and a girl in a grade together have to run. We could almost run a whole Azurcrest blackout campaign except there's too many junior boys and no sophomore boys. Otherwise we could always just help each other campaign??

[Sophomores]

There has been NO PROGRESS on the LOCKER CASE and the culprit it still out there waiting to strike again. I think we should make this an official sophomore investigation.
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I love how friendly everyone is today!

[Paris]

SO I was thinking that we could work on the LOCKER CASE since we're the two best smartest prettiest girls in the whole school and who else could possibly solve this?
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Warded to London

I have nothing juicy to share

But, I believe I have located your missing scrap book. I found it in the stream by Ribbonfin. I have done what I can to dry it out and I believe it looks relatively intact. I apologize but none of you’re other missing items were with it, but I can bring your book to you.
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[Warded to London]

Hey





Wanna do the prom heist with me


I’ll give you a tiara



[warded to Miguel]

Hey
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[Warded to Beans and Yam]

I hope you're not still mad at me, because I need your glasses.
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Does anyone want to volunteer to be PHOTOGRAPHED because I need to beef up my portfolio and I like photographing people best especially cute boys!

[Lilika]

I'm so glad you finally have a cute boy! Now I need one too! Quentin and Spencer were a bust but there's plenty of other boys want to help me pick my next target?
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WATCH OUT BEARS!!!!!
YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR THE SOPHOMORE EBONHIDE GIRLS' CABIN!!!!!
  1. We need a CATCHIER name
  2. DINAH, YOU NEED TO WRITE A COMIC ABOUT US FIGHTING A BEAR. WE WIN!! With the power of LIGHT!!!
  3. Can you put London in as our really smart behind the scenes person too, like the old guy in James Bond stuff? She's a Seer so she should be really important. Maybe she gives us all our missions!!

CASPER, PARIS, TUESDAY, SCARE BEARS!:
 
If it was Ms. Rhee can you tell her that we're really sorry but also she shouldn't be super creepy because it's creepy and weird???

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OH MY GOD!! I was working in the Divination room today and I think I got something! CORRIGAN you need to be CAREFUL tomorrow!!

Quidditch Spoilers )

I can’t BELIEVE I’m going to be like the only person without a letterman jacket th
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I KNEW IF I JUST WAITED, I'D FIND LOVE!
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I CAN’T BELIEVE [Inkblotch] THAT LITTLE---

[Written several minutes later]

You know what I’m not even mad that was brilliant and anyway Ms. Rhee didn’t even shake down my pockets so I got to keep the dragots all the same. If anyone else wants any more kisses paid or free you know where to find me mwah! 💋

[Quentin]

Will you go to the dance with me?

And this isn’t like a polygamy thing

[Lilika]

Do you have a date to the dance yet??
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Only a week to go until the dance and even less until Valentine’s day! DON’T forget to buy your amor flowers! And your friends too! Put your mouth where your money is so we can have a great dance!

Speaking of the dance it's time to start considering who you’re going to ask and asking them before someone else does! I need to ask more start asking people myself. If you don’t have a date or you’re too shy or you want to leave it up to the universe to decide then put your name in the super cute box in the atrium and put this school’s divinations skills to use!

[Sophomores]

Okay guys huddle who has dates who’s planning to ask someone who are you planning to ask? Spill!

[Divination Students]

Okay so I’ve had no some success so far but I still don’t really feel like I’ve found like my groove yet so how do you really figure out what type of divination is like your thing? Like there are so SO many even when you take out all the gross ones? I wish there was like a photography one or something.

[Private]

♥️ Webster - Said no :(
♥️ Jaimie - No :(
♥️ Casey - No :(
♥️ Ramon - No :(
♥️ Spencer - Keeps escaping? Caught him :(
♥️ Quentin - Polygamy???
♥️ Balthazar - Commitment issues

UGH!

[Yancey]

Hey you have muscles now or whatever how do you feel about beating up some boys for

Hey have you asked your boyfriend to the dance yet?
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OH MY GOD SLEEP OVER! Okay I'll bring nail polish and sheet masks and a tarot deck. Anything else??


[Written before 8 pm]