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MUSIC STUDENTS STILL AT GOOSEBERRY:
I'm trying to IGNORE how my p LEARN NEW THINGS on my harmonica so you should come to the music room and challenge me to a HARMONICA-OFF where you play something and I try to ACCOMPANY YOU

WINNER KILLS THE LOSER.

It's harmonica THUNDERDOME!!!!
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EBONQUID
hey kids us seniors are newly bonded and we need to know your favorite ice cream flavor to be able to relate to you again
byebyebirdies: (- legit pout)
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 Why don't we have a rifle range??? It's a VALUABLE life skill!

FERDIE & NIA:
PLEASE????????
byebyebirdies: (= oh? well then! LA DI FUCKING DA!!!)
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WATCH OUT BEARS!!!!!
YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR THE SOPHOMORE EBONHIDE GIRLS' CABIN!!!!!
  1. We need a CATCHIER name
  2. DINAH, YOU NEED TO WRITE A COMIC ABOUT US FIGHTING A BEAR. WE WIN!! With the power of LIGHT!!!
  3. Can you put London in as our really smart behind the scenes person too, like the old guy in James Bond stuff? She's a Seer so she should be really important. Maybe she gives us all our missions!!

CASPER, PARIS, TUESDAY, SCARE BEARS!:
 
If it was Ms. Rhee can you tell her that we're really sorry but also she shouldn't be super creepy because it's creepy and weird???

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PARIS HOLLOWAY
  • Can rollerskate better than you!!!
  • Is très charming!!
  • Is helping me get extra credit!
  • Is VERY tall, which will be helpful for our quidditch babies!
  • Is kind of scary sometimes but in a good way??
  • Might have plants that can eat you?????
  • Has SO MANY Spriggan Scout badges, she is VERY talented!
  • Might be French!
  • Has AUTHORITY!
  • IS PERFECT!!!!!
byebyebirdies: (?- concerned)
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SOPHOMORES:
 
What if I was POISONED???
byebyebirdies: (?- concerned)
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WARDED: SOPHOMORES

I think I'm REALLY GOOD at murder, like I don't even know I'm doing it but I do it anyways?? Like if I was in one of those X-People movies my skill would be VENGEANCE and REVENGE[...]ANCE

And on an UNRELATED note I think I'm dying
byebyebirdies: (+ you don't say so??)
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WARDED: SOPHOSAURS
 
How much do you think QUIDPONG skills translate into REAL QUIDDITCH SKILLS? Is Archie a STAR SEEKER who's going to TAKE DOWN TUESDAY?? Did Tally miss her CALLING?? Should I marry Griffin, Archie, Heathcliff, Iliya, or Tobias???

WARDED: CASPER

 
Does that actually happen a lot because it was WEIRD

WARDED: TUESDAY & ARCHIE

 
Do you think that actually happens a lot because it was WEIRD
byebyebirdies: (= oh? well then! LA DI FUCKING DA!!!)
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WARDED: BOSSY BEAR CASPER KIM
 
I have the PERFECT idea for BEATER SYNERGY TRAINING!!!
byebyebirdies: (- sucks to be you! (pout))
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SOMETIMES I think that we should ban crocs as a favour to society

WARDED: CASPER

I'm going to try A LOT HARDER next t

WARDED: TUESDAY & ARCHIE

We need to practise MORE
also ARCHIE: who should I take to the dance??
TUESDAY: what do you think of what he says??

WARDED: SOPHOMORES

It's DANCE SEASON again and you know what that means: everybody is going to be BROKEN-HEARTED before they can start their holiday relationships!!!

I made this chart so you can know who's with who!! If you learn something juicy I HOPE you share it with the class because I would be VERY DISAPPOINTED in you if you withheld vital information!

STILL TOGETHER

✔️ Clem + Sy
✔️ Ulysses + Kenzie
✔️ Vee + Oz
✔️ Jonathan + Saira
✔️ Bash + Lucas
✔️ Solo + Sam
✔️ Chloe + Kurt
✔️ Bianca + Milo
✔️ Regan + Dominic
✔️ Jade + Todd
✔️ Todd + Ghost
✔️ Roxanne + Reece
✔️ Reid + Slothguy Xavier
✔️ Hazel + Micah???
HEARTBREAK AVE.

✖️ Vee + Jeremy
✖️ Isabelle + Jeffy
✖️ Casper + Katya
✖️ Austin + Shoes
✖️ Bianca + Oz
✖️ Ramon + ANYBODY?
✖️ Sofia + ANYBODY?
✖️ Casey + ANYBODY?
✖️ Calvin + Cole
✖️ Addy + Ilvermorny Boy
✖️ Micah + Spencer

DO WE KNOW? DO WE CARE?

Sylla + Damian Evercreech
Rosy + Chris Park
Riley + Cameron + Casey
Jaime + ????????
Riley + Mina Tran

[Added later:]
NIA + ???
FERDIE + ???
Our Head People need LOVE!

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EXCUSE ME EVERYONE 911 EMERGENCY TALLY PRINCE IS IN GRAVE fashion DANGER

WARDED TO SOPHOMORES
i'm ruined. i'll never know happiness again.
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I heard someone at Ilvermorny caught MONO and now the WHOLE JUNIOR CLASS HAS IT and I don't even know how they caught it because I also heard tha they don't even know how to KISS

WARDED: EBONHIDE SOPHOMORE GIRLS

PEAR you're in Herbology!!

THINGS WE NEED IN A PLANT
1. Blooms in the morning
2. Smells really bad
3. Isn't illegal???

[i'm not making anyone look at the entire hp wiki so here's three related ones i found: bubotuber, gurdyroot, and pungous onion.]

byebyebirdies: (+ you don't say so??)
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Watch out, I'm a THREAT!!!


WARDED: TALLY
 
HOW MUCH do you like Hero???
 

WARDED: HERO

HOW MUCH do you like Tally???
byebyebirdies: (- legit pout)
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WARDED: SOPHOMORES

1. HOTTEST, DISCUSS.
Thorn
Anuña
Oakes
Vector

2. NOTTEST, DISCUSS.
Merrill

3. FOLLOW-UP QUESTION: In a 1-on-1 DEATHMATCH between these teachers, WHO WOULD WIN??? The FINAL winner of the bracket gets to fight Daddy Plaid to the death. DISCUSS.

Rhee vs O'Hare
Elmasry vs Propsero
Thorn vs Acuña
Oakes vs Hightower
Vector vs Poe
Thrussell vs Merrill
Calderon-Boot vs Lilywhite
Whittle vs Chettri

4. ALSO somebody should smuggle us in some cookies and hot chocolate, we're probably DYING [...] and buffalo wings


WARDED: BOSSY BEAR CASPER KIM

Can we Know what would be really great?? If we KEPT practising sometimes so we can make sure we're the BEST Beaters in the SCHOOL


WARDED: EBONHIDE QUIDDITCH

WE'RE NOT DEAD YET so don't replace us [...] please

OR you can threaten to replace Tuesday because she's a VECTOR FOR DISEASE DISEASE VECTOR but don't actually replace her because she's a SUPER SEEKER!
byebyebirdies: (+ hiiii! wave!)
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WARDED: SOPHOMORES

WHO did you kiss and WHAT did you think and WHO do you WANT to kiss next time?

KISSED
Arachnid Flint: Would kiss again!!!
Nisha Lewis: A Kiss Genius!!!
Jeffy Key: Height is a good indicator of kissing skills. Good!!!

YET TO KISS
Yamcey Montgomery: New AND cute! Senior!
Victoria Powers: Interesting and POWERFUL!
Sy Stoker: Maybe I will steal his Quidditch secrets!