Gooseberry High

alright we've talked strategy for the coppertale game to death so i'm not gonna bore you guys with it anymore. quayle's got you tomorrow + friday for drills, on thurs i'm taking archie and tutu for extra seeker practice and everyone else gets to SUPER DOUBLETIME DRILLS

tutu, reid agreed to practice w you before the ilvermorny game. you find a time with him that works and i'll book the pitch for you guys. promise he doesn't bite

coppertale hasn't won a match since november either so you know those fighty assholes are all wound up. sy and nisha are more likely to throw an elbow at you than heathcliff is but keep your eye on any of them. honestly i'm most concerned about roxie and charlie. they're a strong team and they'll probs be looking to interrupt our chaser formation. now solo + quayle + i aren't going to fly as tight as we usually do, but that does mean Cardigan and Casper are going to have to keep a closer eye on us since we'll be spread out

as far as scoring goes i don't really care what numbers we turn out. i'm more concerned with winning tha



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shit sorry i thought someone was trying to murder me but it was just my hair

UHHH so yeah just drink your water i swear to WIZARD JESUS i will know if you don't

hey we can't schedule any more practices

1. you're taking up TOO MUCH TIME at our practices with your STUPID DRILLS. everyone knows how to CATCH BALLS, quayle. A) stop B) schedule your own conditioning practices or C) i will schedule additional TACTICAL PRACTICES

2. can we try putting solomon on point for awhile? i want to see how he does and if it's good we should try playing our chasers more aggressively. i want to average 13 goals a game which i think is DOABLE? we did about 12 last year or 11 without that game when nobody caught the snitch. [...] not that i don't think tuesday can catch snitches but you know. just in case

3. am i the only person who's worried about avery davenport and her fucking MYSTERY TEAM??? we'll get to see them play azurcrest before we have to play them at least but who knows what the fuck that chaser team's going to be doing. IF avery tries to run them like last year's chasers they're going to crash and burn, right? nobody flies like those girls did. but she's not an idiot and if she plays to their strengths... we're going to have to figure out what their strengths are. (like do you know if the transfer student's played before??)

days to Coppertale v Ebonhide game: 19
sylvester status: not being weird and it's making me suspicious

hey kiddo. what do your monday afternoons look like?