Gooseberry High

hey, weird question. where are you right now?

okay so riley is hanging out with that absolutely ripped sophomore Tobias and it's hilarious

alright we've talked strategy for the coppertale game to death so i'm not gonna bore you guys with it anymore. quayle's got you tomorrow + friday for drills, on thurs i'm taking archie and tutu for extra seeker practice and everyone else gets to SUPER DOUBLETIME DRILLS

tutu, reid agreed to practice w you before the ilvermorny game. you find a time with him that works and i'll book the pitch for you guys. promise he doesn't bite

coppertale hasn't won a match since november either so you know those fighty assholes are all wound up. sy and nisha are more likely to throw an elbow at you than heathcliff is but keep your eye on any of them. honestly i'm most concerned about roxie and charlie. they're a strong team and they'll probs be looking to interrupt our chaser formation. now solo + quayle + i aren't going to fly as tight as we usually do, but that does mean Cardigan and Casper are going to have to keep a closer eye on us since we'll be spread out

as far as scoring goes i don't really care what numbers we turn out. i'm more concerned with winning tha



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shit sorry i thought someone was trying to murder me but it was just my hair

UHHH so yeah just drink your water i swear to WIZARD JESUS i will know if you don't

hey we can't schedule any more practices