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[byebyebirdies]

I heard someone at Ilvermorny caught MONO and now the WHOLE JUNIOR CLASS HAS IT and I don't even know how they caught it because I also heard tha they don't even know how to KISS

WARDED: EBONHIDE SOPHOMORE GIRLS

PEAR you're in Herbology!!

THINGS WE NEED IN A PLANT
1. Blooms in the morning
2. Smells really bad
3. Isn't illegal???

[i'm not making anyone look at the entire hp wiki so here's three related ones i found: bubotuber, gurdyroot, and pungous onion.]

Comments

[tues]

There's no one at Ilvermorny I'd even Want to kiss, Without mono. They can keep it.

[Ebonsophgirls]
Oooh. What are we doing with plants??

[byebyebirdies]

I MIGHT have wanted to kiss Nisha but now that she's here I don't want to kiss any of them!!

[Ebonsophgirls]
PLANTING them!!!

[tues]

All the good Ilvermorny people find their rightful place in the end!!!

[Ebonsophgirls]
Planting them Where?

Ebonsophgirls

[byebyebirdies]

[...] Coppertale!

[badassbeaterbabe]

Dude. Baby girl. Ilvermornians know how to kiss.

[byebyebirdies]

CITE your SOURCES please!

[badassbeaterbabe]

My source is me, former Thunderbird, current amazing smoocher.

[byebyebirdies]

But how do you know you didn't learn your smooching skills after you got here?

[thecourtier]

And your boyfriend, former Wampus, also awesome kisser?

[gracesowerberry]

Really? [...] If they were all trying to get some practice, that'd explain how the mono spread, I guess.

[byebyebirdies]

I mean, it's just what I HEARD

[gracesowerberry]

Well. Sounds like a bad situation over there. If it's true, of course.

[dinahdanger]

aw man I hope if they come here again they get quarantined first

[byebyebirdies]

Maybe we should put them in an airlock??

[dinahdanger]

Y E S, biological warfare is illegal

[godzillabutworse]

IDK about KISSING but the fact that every dorm is like a friggin SARDINE TIN doesn't help with the spread of diseases like AT ALL.

[dinahdanger]

ARE YOU A DISEASE CARRIER?

[godzillabutworse]

I don't THINK so dude!! I got like ALL my shots. I MIGHT have cooties though!!

[beansontoast]

I'm pretty sure everyone kisses like they have seniors too you can't tell me none of them kiss ever.

[dinahdanger]

This was everyone's first time

[beansontoast]

Do you really think so because if so that is really sad?

[legatorum]

The question is, how did you hear?

[byebyebirdies]

The grapevine

[cygninae]

People kiss just almost as much at Ilvermorny. [...] Harder to throw parties though.

[byebyebirdies]

Why???