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[byebyebirdies]

I heard someone at Ilvermorny caught MONO and now the WHOLE JUNIOR CLASS HAS IT and I don't even know how they caught it because I also heard tha they don't even know how to KISS

WARDED: EBONHIDE SOPHOMORE GIRLS

PEAR you're in Herbology!!

THINGS WE NEED IN A PLANT
1. Blooms in the morning
2. Smells really bad
3. Isn't illegal???

[i'm not making anyone look at the entire hp wiki so here's three related ones i found: bubotuber, gurdyroot, and pungous onion.]

Comments

[thecourtier]

It is a pretty awesome concept...

[badassbeaterbabe]

I'm surprised it's not listed in the school literature, honestly.

[thecourtier]

Maybe we need to produce an alternative brochure for the alternative school?

[badassbeaterbabe]

I'll do the art, you do the copy?

[thecourtier]

I'm all for that!