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[byebyebirdies]

I heard someone at Ilvermorny caught MONO and now the WHOLE JUNIOR CLASS HAS IT and I don't even know how they caught it because I also heard tha they don't even know how to KISS

WARDED: EBONHIDE SOPHOMORE GIRLS

PEAR you're in Herbology!!

THINGS WE NEED IN A PLANT
1. Blooms in the morning
2. Smells really bad
3. Isn't illegal???

[i'm not making anyone look at the entire hp wiki so here's three related ones i found: bubotuber, gurdyroot, and pungous onion.]

Comments

[byebyebirdies]

But how do you know you didn't learn your smooching skills after you got here?

[badassbeaterbabe]

Ask around?

I mean, I've improved here, no question, but I was set on my path back then and I have no shame about freshman Ree's skillz.

[byebyebirdies]

Well maybe they're lost WITHOUT you!

[badassbeaterbabe]

That is very possible.

Why are we judging Ilvermornians today anyway? Just the mono? Because we've had outbreaks much crazier here, kiddo.

[byebyebirdies]

I'm JUST SAYING it's what i HEARD