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[byebyebirdies]

I heard someone at Ilvermorny caught MONO and now the WHOLE JUNIOR CLASS HAS IT and I don't even know how they caught it because I also heard tha they don't even know how to KISS

WARDED: EBONHIDE SOPHOMORE GIRLS

PEAR you're in Herbology!!

THINGS WE NEED IN A PLANT
1. Blooms in the morning
2. Smells really bad
3. Isn't illegal???

[i'm not making anyone look at the entire hp wiki so here's three related ones i found: bubotuber, gurdyroot, and pungous onion.]

Comments

[dinahdanger]

All love was OUTLAWED to save us from kissing diseases, are you brave enough to fight for it???

[prophesie]

yes!!!! i'm a kissing rebel and i'm ready to fight.

[...] or i would be if i knew anyone who was worth risking diseases for. right now, this is a purely hypothetical stance. free love!!! free love and sickness for all!!!!!

[dinahdanger]

They'll write songs about you you know. The rebel with ruby red lips, the revolutionary smoochinary, the LAWLESS LOVER

[prophesie]

i hope this is how i die

[dinahdanger]

I'll sing one of your folk hero songs at your funeral. THEN DO A SICK KICK FLIP.

[prophesie]

where are my ribbonfins???? i NEED to write this song

[dinahdanger]

And I need I practise it, so I time the kick flip just right

[prophesie]

should we rehearse???

[dinahdanger]

Unless you think it'll look more genuinely heartbreaking if I try to wing it and FALL because I miss you too much to rehearse