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[byebyebirdies]

PARIS HOLLOWAY

• Can rollerskate better than you!!!
• Is très charming!!
• Is helping me get extra credit!
• Is VERY tall, which will be helpful for our quidditch babies!
• Is kind of scary sometimes but in a good way??
• Might have plants that can eat you?????
• Has SO MANY Spriggan Scout badges, she is VERY talented!
• Might be French!
• Has AUTHORITY!
• IS PERFECT!!!!!

Comments

[neattrick]

what did i tell you kids about recreational drugs

[ulixes]

Is somebody with her? Hey, one of y'all'd better be with her.

[neattrick]

I'll go, I'll go

[ulixes]

Guess we should feel grateful she's still thinking Quidditch at a time like this.

[byebyebirdies]

I'M ALWAYS THINKING ABOUT QUIDDITCH

[ulixes]

Well, sure, and that's why I'm sending Clem to make sure your head's still on right. Hard to replace that kind of dedication. Team's not gonna get by on Casper's enthusiasm alone.

[byebyebirdies]

But these drugs help me STAY in school!!!!!

[tartinedeflageolets]

Oh!! This is all très true!!

[byebyebirdies]

I don't think we appreciate you more?? We should! EVERY day should be PEAR APPRECIATION DAY!

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Have you ever had a parade?

[tartinedeflageolets]

No, but I really do deserve one!!

[tues]

Oooooh. YOU two should get married.

[tartinedeflageolets]

Oh. I'm not sure about that.

[byebyebirdies]

But Tuesday's ideas are always good!!

[tartinedeflageolets]

Oh, they are. But are you sure you wouldn't like to marry Tuesday instead??

[byebyebirdies]

We would be very well matched and my train would have zebra print!