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[beansontoast]

This trip is so cool Hogwarts is so much cooler than Ilvermorny and I'm going to try to find a boyfriend who wants to help me look?

[Warded to Paris]

The time has come are you still planning to get Yancey eaten by one of those giant spiders?

[Warded to Yancey]

You know what would be totally tragic but also not at all unexpected? If Paris were to get eaten by a giant spider.

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Yancey & London

[hotdish]

Honestly? [...] It'd probably be appropriate, artistically speaking.

Yancey & London

[beansontoast]

It would basically be fulfilling her favorite dreams honestly?

Yancey & London

[hotdish]

So what you're saying is, if we let her get eaten by a spider, we're doing her a favor?

Yancey & London

[beansontoast]

We're not not doing her a favor?

Yancey & London

[hotdish]

That almost makes it sound like we're helping her realize her hopes and dreams.

Yancey & London

[beansontoast]

What kind of siblings would we be if we DIDN'T help her?

Yancey & London

[hotdish]

So what you're saying is, we're obligated to ensure she makes her way into the forest at some point?

Yancey & London

[beansontoast]

Aren't we though I mean we HAVE to help her out. What's the plan how are we going to help her make her dreams come true?

[lachlangalbraith]

It's something.

Long distance relationships are

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. [...] In my experience, though, American boys are nicer.

[hotdish]

Oof, I think someone's got you snowed if you think American boys are nicer, Lach.

[lachlangalbraith]

I stand by it.

[hotdish]

Very trusting of you, my dear.

[lachlangalbraith]

More fit too. Come to think of it.

[hotdish]

Well, I can't argue with that part. Not that you're terribly difficult to look at.

[lachlangalbraith]

[...] I'm all right.

[beansontoast]

You two are TOO CUTE! How did YAM HEAD

[lachlangalbraith]

[......]

Thanks?.

[beansontoast]

You're welcome! ♥

[beansontoast]

Honestly I never expected you to be so good at deception.

[hotdish]

That's what you get for underestimating me, eh?

[beansontoast]

I'm pretty sure I just like estimate you normally.

[hotdish]

Ouch.

[beansontoast]

Hey maybe you've got some tricks up your sleeve though because you're in snakey house and all the other Gryffindors say that means you're a bad awful sneaky snake.

[beansontoast]

I am I think I'm going to go explore the castle! Ugh show me one then.

[lachlangalbraith]

The library's brilliant.

Jaime? Toby? Zach? Basil?

[beansontoast]

I wouldn't mind taking a look at the library. Would you show me or are you going to be too what's the British word for it snogging my brother? Is it snogging? Or is it shagging which one is which base?

Toby is sandwichsexual and Zach is booksexual but I'm open to being sold on Basil.

[lachlangalbraith]

[......] I can probably find time for Yancey and a library tour.

Those were just some examples. I can't tell you who to fancy.

[beansontoast]

Okay that sounds fun then!

Right exactly because the good ones are all taken so.

[websterknox]

Obviously. So you and Jaime aren

[London]

How was prom?

[beansontoast]

Where's Lilika you guys are talking again right let's go!

[Webster]

It was fun why?

[websterknox]

Slytherin maybe?

[London]

I'm glad to hear that! Didn't know if anything romantic developed with Jaime?

[lilipad]

Snake city, biiiiiiitch!!!

[casperkim]

Shocking.

[foxpaws]

I'm still trapped in nerd house, ughhhhh.

[casperkim]

I'm surprised you haven't taken over the place.

[foxpaws]

It's a work in progress.

How's hero house?

[beansontoast]

The other Gryffindors told me you guys are like evil and stuff.

[beansontoast]

Right but like where is that it's so weird that they don't visit each other's common rooms here!

[Webster]

Oh no he's really nice and all but seniors won't date sophomores it's like a "rule" or something dumb like that.

Terror Twins

[tartinedeflageolets]

Absolutely!! His time has come.

Re: Terror Twins

[beansontoast]

We wouldn't even get in trouble it's not our fault this school has giant spiders they don't keep adequately fed.

Terror Twins

[tartinedeflageolets]

We'd be doing the school a service!!

Terror Twins

[beansontoast]

Exactly if its not fed it could go on a murderous rampage and it'd take like three or four first years to equal Yam Head's weight.