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DID Y'ALL SEE THAT SHARP SHOOTIN'???

I'M GONNA JOIN LARP AGAIN. WATCH OUT, NERDS.

[Cameron]

HEY are you UN-CURSED yet??? I need you to try on this Tuxedo Mask costume to see what needs altered.

[Fern]

Alright, I'm going to LARP this Saturday. What's your character??

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HELL YEAH! You were on fire, Charlotte!

Yeah, I mean, I knew I was THE BEST but I'm glad I finally got to PROVE it. If you thought that was impressive, you should see me bowfishing.

Edited (so HUMBLE) 2017-10-17 02:42 (UTC)

You were THE BEST today, at least.

I'm the BEST all the days. Keep practicing, maybe you can get on my level some day.

I hope you're ready to PROVE that, Char.

larp's l a m e

Edited 2017-10-17 02:41 (UTC)

Aren't LARP and D&D, like, basically cousins?

i have some lame-ass fuckin cousins

[...] or like i probs do
idk i've never met em but they can't be as sick as me
so

You know, you'd probably like LARP if you tried it. I heard you don't have to wear a shirt if it's in-character.

if you ever listened, you'd know our cousins are lame

It was lame when that couillon Ricardo was prancing around, but that new blonde guy who's in charge is CUTE AND they have MR. ELMASRY!

Naw.

We'll be happy to have you, yeah? There's lots of opportunities to pelt and launch foam weapons at your classmates.

Perfect.

You're not super annoying and self-absorbed, are you? If you're anything like Prickardo, I'm gonna shoot foam arrows at your head.

Edited (threatens the annoying and self-absorbed girl) 2017-10-17 06:59 (UTC)

I pity the nerds.

You should come watch. I'll even let you choose my first target.

Do you get real arrows?

Nah but if you wanna watch me kill something, I'll take you bowfishing instead. All part of the American Experience.

Edited (girls are IMPRESSED by murdering fish right???????) 2017-10-17 07:07 (UTC)

Pass.

Edited (no but some girls here unfortunately experience disgust and attraction simultaneously. not naming names) 2017-10-17 07:10 (UTC)

Don't even wanna see how to scale and gut a fish?

I already know how.

Really? A fancy girl like you?

Everyone's got hobbies.

And your hobby is plunging a knife into fish?

Cooking.

You clean your own fish?

If you want something done right, you do it yourself.

You're way cooler than I thought.

Edited (and with that lil neg nugget i'm off to bed) 2017-10-17 07:35 (UTC)

If that's all it takes to impress you, you should meet Paige Ripley.

Edited (sleep tight) 2017-10-17 07:36 (UTC)

That was very good.

HELL YEAH. That was perfection. Way to show them how it's done!

I am UNCURSED!!!

What does a Tuxedo Mask costume look like?

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