gooseberryhigh | Entries tagged with zz drop: tristan gascoigne

[Warded to Ruby, Madison, and Noel]

I’m holding all of you at least minorly responsible for this.

Mostly Ruby.

The rest of you I just like better than the others.

aftokaiafto

Bonne Année, Gooseberry.

So I know the big thing for the start of the year is the "New Year New Me" schtick. What are some goals y'all have for the big one-five ~~because I need some inspiration.~~

cecaelian

( CANDYGRAMS )

aftokaiafto

[Warded AGAINST all prefects (except Milo!)]

Okay, a tally.

What sort of cool battle wounds did we brave sledders earn?

I mean, I feel like I really EARNED this black eye. I want to keep it ~~forever~~.

goosemods

( SLEDDING )

aftokaiafto

[Warded to Rubbishbin Junior Boys]

If we're all done (COLE) discussing the merits and disadvantages of making out with me (COLE), then can we please go metaphorically water our resident sunflower? (STILL COLE)

GUYS, GET UP IT'S FOOD TIME. FOOD! IS HAPPENING!

aftokaiafto

The only thing better than seeing embarrassing photos of your friends as kids is SEEING THEM AS EMBARRASSING ADULTS IN PERSON.

aftokaiafto

[Warded to Isabelle]

Maman wants to know if you're staying with us for Christmas break.

I personally thinks she needs to know how much milk she needs to bribe the lutins with to put up with you, but she says it's because it's nice having another feminine presence in the house. Whatever that means.

I think that means she misses you or something but God knows WHY. Booger-like behavior is contagious.

aftokaiafto

[Warded to Solo]

MY SON, CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME KNIFE SHOE LESSONS

[Warded to Issy]

COCCINETTE C'EST LE TEMPS POUR HOCKEY YOU'RE COMING TO WATCH ME RIGHT

[Warded to Ribbonfins]

WHO NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO SKATE, WE WILL MAKE A THING OF IT.

I will make hot chocolate happen.

aftokaiafto

( During dinner (and a show?) )

aftokaiafto

[Warded to Junior Ebonhide Girls, backdated for last night around 10 PM]

( Don't freak out. )

[Warded to Milo]
Hi I'm not dead and I wasn't murdered by anything that goes bump in the forest but I won't be back tonight
Tell Calvin and Moni not to cry because they miss me

cant_even

Oh

Well that was a riveting paper.

[Warded to Tally]

~~Ummm~~

May I ask what you were looking for?

[Warded to Tristan]

Did you see the Guthrie Gazette? [...] I feel a little violated. ~~What if they found my other jou~~ I don't think anything is missing, though. So I suppose it's... alright?

aftokaiafto

[The text is small and cramped, as if the writer is either in a great rush or really embarrassed.]

If there are any newcomers to cotillion who'd like to learn more about it before the New York trip, feel free to ask me.

aftokaiafto

OKAY but LISTEN.

Y'all can go to Orlando ANY TIME.

HOW OFTEN do you get the OPPORTUNITY to go to a TRIP ABROAD with THIRTY NINE OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS?

aftokaiafto

( Left for Calvin in the Junior Ribbonboy cabin )

aftokaiafto

~~[Failed ward to Ennis]~~

Hey Ennis.

Did your date show or did you end up going...

stag?

goosemods

( THE HALLOWEEN DANCE )

aftokaiafto

So if you have a friend that's been with you since you were both old enough to argue about who got to wear the polka dotted Huggies and they know all your secrets and would, if provoked, use them to destroy you...

...is this basically equivalent to having a sibling?

Prize to the person who can explain Having Siblings best.