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I can't leave you alone for even an hour, can I? And here I am, no longer old enough to properly scold.

WAIT WAIT WAIT. Is it finally that time?

Time for another Creech Speech?

Hell yes, I'm ready.

About what? Snogging Casey? Snogging Cole..?

You pick, but snogging--

Wow that's fun to say. Snogging.

Snogging Cole would be weird. Like I'm pretty sure there's an icon of his face in a church somewhere.

Snogging Casey would never happen.

So we have the option of Creech Speeching at Cole for not eating!!!!!

[...] why's it weird? calvin and i used to snog. sometimes. and there's not. an icon of my face in a church somewhere.

i eat.

~~whoa that's new information~~

It's weird because while you are my bro-est of bros--Broseidon to my brocean, my crispiest brotato chip, the tastiest of all the brotein shakes, I don't have those purported tingly feelings I hear you're supposed to have when you want to kiss somebody. No offense, brojangles. But I don't get tingles for Casey either.

And how do you KNOW? Have you been to EVERY CHURCH EVER?

I don't think I've ever seen you voluntarily eat something unless I've literally put it in your hand.

Edited (THIS IS NEW INFORMATION!!) 2017-12-07 15:18 (UTC)

i'm not offended. i just didn't know why it would be weird. i don't really want to kiss most people either. anyone right now. i guess.

[...] no. i've barely been to any. but they'd have to tell me first, right??

i'd just rather be doing something else usually. that's all.

Cole.

Eat breakfast with me.

ok. i'll eat breakfast with you.

yesssss

Cole could probably recite one of my "you need to eat regularly" speeches from memory at this point.

Is that verbatim of the "you need to stop leaving your laundry on my bed" speeches, but with appropriate noun replacements?

Man, I feel like I missed out getting a Creech Speech from Hot Older Calvin yesterday.

Please. I'm much more creative than that, and my objections to dirty laundry and Cole passing out from low blood sugar are entirely different. For one, I don't yell at Cole.

It's too late now.

Edited 2017-12-07 15:25 (UTC)

thank you. for not yelling.

Being fair--they're not always dirty.

And yes, I now have to wait...however many years to receive a Creech Speech from Hot Older Calvin. My life's biggest regret.

You torment me.

About a decade, by my estimations. I'll probably still be as inclined to lecture then as I am now, so maybe you'll be in luck.

I keep your life full of more mundane variety so that you'll never be bored. If you want me to play stuck-up country club maven, I can do that too, but it wouldn't be much fun. Socks where they shouldn't be are so humanizing like that, aren't they?

Either way, I'll start my decade-long advent calendar just for that.

[...] if i had to. maybe.

we didn't discuss that, though. i just said i thought casey would make out with tristan if he asked him too.

i don't know what the merits and disadvantages of making out with tristan are.

Edited 2017-12-07 14:57 (UTC)

Well, that's true. He absolutely would.

Regardless, we don't need to go over the advantages and disadvantages in detail.

Edited 2017-12-07 14:58 (UTC)

oh. i thought so too!!

no. we probably don't.

Okay but no he wouldn't and I feel so attacked right now.

Like saying "we don't need to go over it the advantages" means there are none!

...ok wait actually that's true.

NEVER MIND.

if calvin thinks he would, he probably would.

i don't think that means there are none. but how would we know what they are??

I trust and believe that Calvin is right at least 70% of the time, give or take a few percents in either direction based on the situation. But this time, I declare him WRONG.

And--I don't know. What are the advantages to kissing anybody though? I can give you a list of well-known disadvantages to it, but that'd probably be too honest.

i don't think so. [...] should we just ask casey?? i'll see him in the studio later.

i guess it depends on the person.

NO THAT'S OKAY.

Edited (BUT CASEY'S FULL OF KNOWLEDGE TO IMPART) 2017-12-07 21:59 (UTC)

Edited (he loves u CASEY he just maybe doesn't get the MAKING OUT APPEAL ♥) 2017-12-08 03:09 (UTC)

Casey is very [...] generous with his time and energy. He would absolutely kiss you, but only if you explicitly consented first.

There are advantages, but it would only embarrass all of us to list them. I'm doing you a favour.

That just seems like too much work, honestly. Kissing that many people seems like a lot of emotional investment in a lot of people. Or maybe some people are just wired that they can be that way, I dunno. Either way, I don't want to make out with Casey. He is Not My Type.

Are you saying that you're not taking the opportunity to embarrass me? Whaaat?

Casey doesn't [...] emotionally invest in his kisses. But don't worry, you've got nothing to fear from him. What is your type anyhow?

I'm saving myself from the embarrassment of explaining why kissing you would be a good thing.

Then what's...the point? Or maybe I missed the Adolescents Anonymous meeting where we talked about this.

My type? Um...I don't know? I never really thought about it too much, but I just know Casey's not it, no shade on him or anything.

So you're saying you'd be embarrassed to tell me. But this is promising, now I want to know.

It's fun? Mostly. Some people just enjoy making out so much they'll do it with anyone.

You need us to intervene and find you a nice date to one of these dances or parties? I'm certain there are a number of non-Casey students who'd be happy to be on your arm. The girls have started talking about the dance and they always include me in their wards, so I could put your name out there.

It's nothing complicated! It's just that you're a good looking bloke with a likable personality and you'd plainly be good to kiss.

[...] do you think it's fun? just. with anyone. that seems easier.

[...] Not with anyone, no.

I'm actually fairly uncomfortable letting people I don't know well t [...] get overly close to me. But sometimes I try anyway.

[...] why do you try if you don't like it?

I thought I'd get over it.

oh. [...] sorry you haven't yet.

i tried too. it wasn't right, though. i think i'm probably done for a while.

Sounds fake but what do I knoooow about other people.

And nah, don't intervene on my behalf. Like, I figure if I see somebody I would be interested in ~~making out with whatever~~ going to a dance with, I really should make that move on my own. And Isabelle's usually my built-in plus one, so I won't worry about going stag for a while.

But remember: you already promised you'd go with me to the Halloween dance next year.

Edited (And then imagine him announcing to the cabin at large: "Guuuys, Calvin thinks I'm GOOD LOOKING.") 2017-12-08 03:17 (UTC)

I can definitely attest to the lack of emotional attachment. But I also understand that everyone is different.

I think the general consensus is this dance is more fun alone, anyways, so I certainly wouldn't fuss about the masquerade, at least.

Edited (hi it me, ten years later) 2017-12-08 05:11 (UTC)

[...] sunflower??

photosynthesis would be a lot easier.

I think it's an apt description.

And yes it would be easier but a lot less fun.

oh. [...] what kind of flower are you, then??

eating's not fun, though.

Probably a withered sunflower.

And yes! IT IS! COLE!

i don't think that's true.

why??

Nooooo. It's too early.

Mimi no, we eat breakfast as a FAMILY.

...like at least once a week, come on. Sun's up--sunny side up. Come ooooon.

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