Gooseberry High

[BELLA CASINO: Panda, Cameron, Jonah, Casey, Archie, Basil, Bash, Nisha, JD, Iliya, Riley, Heathcliff]

HEY so I got a YELLOW code fom Jeffy and I don't know if it's an A or B or if it's even REAL but it's okay because the one that I gave him was TOTALLY a decoy??? The code is: RKVX7NB2.

[.......]

Uh HEY. How come I can only buy access to BLUE and RED codes. Shouldn't we have a THIRD???

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Uh wait, I can't buy RED now.

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I SWEAR THE CODE I GAVE HIM WAS A DECOY!!!

[Warded to Jeffy and Lucas, added later]

HEY ARE YOU PALACE WE'RE TRYING TO ROB FLAMINGO!!!

The play last night was GREAT!!! Our FABULOUS director and cast and crew (NOT ME) deserve SO MUCH applause!!!

[Seance Crew]

HEY

so LIKE

SAY I found Riley's missing clothes last night and they'd been set on fire and there was like A LOT of blood. UH. [...] HOW worried do you think we should be and should I like TELL her???

[Warded to Danny]

Hello!!!

Excuse me!!!

I was having a VERY important conversation with my friends about your FOAM STUFF and now I just wanted to know if it ACTUALLY tastes like mint marshmallows???

HEY so like the only NOT GREAT thing about today is that I won't get to see the LOOK on Mina's face when she hears that I got on PROM COURT and that JEFFY did TOO because it's gonna be something like THIS!!!

ʕ •̀ o •́ ʔ
(That's a BEAR because she was a BEAR!!!)

UM so like THANK YOU if you put my NAME IN??? And even if you didn't THAT'S OKAY because everyone is SUPER GREAT and they're gonna be SO PRETTY but Madison already said some of that so lemme also say that the chocolate guacamole yesterday was really WEIRD.

[Warded to Candy Rustlers + Micah + Hazel (added belatedly, whoops)]

Oh my gosh so like HOW HARD do you think it would be BREAK IN and steal the crowns and charm them to have DISCO LIGHTS and TWEET when you put them on your head??? So then we can have like a DOUBLE PARTY when they put them on our heads at prom???

[Warded to ... Everyone Except Jeffy]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HEY so like JEFFY'S birthday is SOON and I like DON'T KNOW what you're supposed to get your BOYFRIEND for his birthday. Like are there SPECIAL gifts you're supposed to get your BOYFRIEND???

[Warded to BFF5EVER Rosy, added later]

Oh my gosh ROSY!!!

Jeffy's birthday is TODAY??? Like TODAY TODAY?!? Like TODAY TODAY TODAY!!! I thought it wasn't until FRIDAY??? I don't have a gift for him and I can't find the issue of Gryffin Beat that tells you what you're supposed to buy for boys and I don't have enough gummy bears to make into a Quaffle so we need to BREAK into Mr. Thorn's office like RIGHT NOW and GET ONE.

[Warded to Jeffy]

HEY!!!

[...] so like [...] mustaches are cool.

[Ira]

HEY so like




how do you know if someone is your lover???