An Explosive Promposal

[racingstripe]

In the morning, as a jumble of junior jays and company make their way to the lodge, Jeffy lets out an alarmed sound. His SPECIALLY MODIFIED and specially stolen BIRTHDAY QUAFFLE is, uh, TICKING???? Is that BAD? Is something going to HAPPEN with it???

Like the intelligent young student leader that he is, Jeffy immediately tosses the Quaffle to someone else, who passes it to another quick-thinking individual, who throws it at someone else’s head, and so on. The impromptu game of Hot Potato ends when the Quaffle finally reaches Essie, at which point it EXPLODES… in a shower of confetti.

After recovering from the shock, Essie might notice four letter-shaped balloons also exploded from the Quaffle and are just kind of floating there in front of her, but they’re, uh, not exactly in the right order. You, uh, wanna go to MROP Essie???

Comments

[puphart]

MORP

[racingstripe]

My favorite DNACE

[puphart]

ROMP CANED

[bubblewrapped]

SWEET BABIES GOING TO ORMP

[racingstripe]

RMPO GONNA BE LIT

[stclair]

MRPO HOT POTATO NOW THE LATEST SPORTSBALL CRAZE

[racingstripe]

GONNA GO RPO

[bubblewrapped]

The chickabros are now going to spend all weekend scrambling words when they speak.

[racingstripe]

Their conversations turn into word jumbles and now all of my characters communicate via the Gryffin Beat activities page.

[bubblewrapped]

You beat the game.

[cant_even]

I love this

[racingstripe]

Promposals are fun and also dangerous

[cant_even]

It's the only time of year I'm almost sad I work at the district office and not a high school

[magitechnically]

AHHHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG ALEX

JEFFY

SWEET BABIES

[magitechnically]

JEFFY KEY IS A PERFECT BOY

[racingstripe]

djasglyf a perfect boy who makes essie think she's going to explode

[magitechnically]

dflkgjsldfg I AM GONNA REACT TO THIS but I have to do some adulting but EVEN IF SHE DID EXPLODE he would be a perfect sweet angel boy

[racingstripe]

PS in case anyone was worried, the Quaffle survived. Maybe it was a different Quaffle. Maybe Essie just dropped it when confetti shot out of it. Whatever, don't worry about it, it LIVED.

[magitechnically]

Good news for Jeffy, because I think Rosy would have words for him otherwise.

[browbeats]

Don't try to apologize or cry or hug her to get out of this, Key, she's wise to your ways.

[lilwitchhazel]

Cute baby boy