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[racingstripe]

There are a handful of these posters around the atrium, cafeteria, and, for some reason, even one in the weight room. Below each of the posters is a little basket with some kind of blue candy, including (but not limited to): twist pops, Hershey’s kisses, mini Reese’s cups, gummi rings, and rock candy. By eating this candy, you’re probably agreeing to join Azurcrest, but is that really such a bad deal?

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[racingstripe]

i think i peaked with gramps doesn't have weird teeth but azurcrest has to campaign with diabetes

[bubblewrapped]

You are such a good???????

[racingstripe]

the end of that sentence is definitely not "employee"

[stclair]

this is the most junior jay thing i love it

[racingstripe]

I really hope Zach makes sure they brush their teeth and floss every night.

[noelnoel]

noel's like "but it makes my gums bleed :(("

[magitechnically]

OMG KEFFY JEY YOU PERFECT BOY

[racingstripe]

Baby Boy Keffy

[noelnoel]

Noel grabs fistfuls of these candies and shoves them in his robe pockets. He was going to abstain from voting between his BEST FRIENDS, but...

Candy.

[racingstripe]

Tweet tweet brother birb.

[noelnoel]

God, who else used food bribes as part of their campaign? I need to put in Noel's votes.

[racingstripe]

I think Oz and Vee did cupcakes!

[noelnoel]

oh..... well.......... those were wasted on him because he's voting for his girlfriend and his girlfriend's future husband, webster

[racingstripe]

I hope he still stood at the table and shoved cupcakes in his mouth while discussing their prom platform.

[bubblewrapped]

Get them cupcakes Noel

[noelnoel]

"MUH GORLFROND" HORF "SO BOOTIFUL" HORF

[magitechnically]

Every time Essie passes one of these posters it takes all her willpower to NOT stuff her pockets with candy. This is the sweetest worst thing Jeffy ever could have done.




Okay, maybe just ONE candy.

Of each kind.

[bubblewrapped]

When she finally gives in to her primal candy-needing urges, Lucas definitely yells, "Dipping into your own campaign funds, huh?" At Essie across the atrium, his own mouth full of Reese's cups.

[magitechnically]

"UGGGGGGGGGH."

Essie ALSO resists the urge to stick this half eaten twist pop in Lucas's hair.