a bad pep talk

[magitechnically]

[Warded to Jeffy]

HEY

I think I'm gonna barf

We're gonna WIN!!!

Comments

Essie/Jeffy

[racingstripe]

Do you THINK What if we

We TOTALLY ARE?? Are you PUMPED??

Essie/Jeffy

[magitechnically]

[...] We TOTALLY are!!!

YEAH!!! I am like SO PUMPED and I have to PEE I keep drinking LOTS OF WATER and I'm gonna like start running up EVERY stair case I can find singing all my own PERSONAL TRAINING MONTAGE songs. Do you wanna COME???

[...] And I promise I didn't drink ANYTHING so if I barf it's not bec

Essie/Jeffy

[racingstripe]

YEAH!! I'll see if anyone else wants to come?? We can INTIMIDATE everyone with our MONTAGE SKILLS.

Essie/Jeffy

[magitechnically]

YEAH YEAH!!! Sounds good!!! Here's your final chance for a PEP TALK, CAPTAIN!!!

Essie/Jeffy

[racingstripe]

RIGHT. YEAH. Hopefully everyone's not already PEPPED OUT???

Essie/Jeffy

[magitechnically]

I MEAN. I'm NEVER gonna be PEPPED OUT when you're the one talking???

Essie/Jeffy

[racingstripe]

You can be my HYPE MAN.

Essie/Jeffy

[magitechnically]

CAPTAIN JEFFY!!!
He's the BEST!!!
CUTESTCHASERonthefieldattheILVERMORNYGAME!!!
FORGET THE REST!!!

UHHH okay it's been AWHILE since I was a CHEERLEADER!!! But like we've been training really hard for MONTHS and we're like a TEAM NOW and it's because of YOU!!! We're gonna be GREAT!!!

Essie/Jeffy

[racingstripe]

HOPEFULLY that wouldn't hurt everyone ELSE'S feelings???

[...] But hey THANKS. Like I feel like we've been leading up to these games FOREVER so it's SUPER WEIRD that now we're HERE??

Essie/Jeffy

[magitechnically]

Well SOMETIMES people just have to DEAL with it!!! Because it's like SUPER TRUE!!!

HAHA yeah??? Can you believe that like in just ANOTHER MONTH we'll be at HOGWARTS and seeing PIPPA AGAIN???

And HEY I bet none of the ILVERMORNY TEAM even got to play QUIDDITCH FOOD FIGHT and when a freak TOMATO ends up on the pitch they won't even KNOW what to do!!!

Essie/Jeffy

[racingstripe]

DUDE I'm SUPER STOKED to go to Hogwarts??? And MAYBE I'll be a LITTLE less nervous after THIS game because then we'll have actually played like IN a game together.

Oh MAN, I SUPER hope everyone in the audience is being careful with their tomatoes and heads of lettuce and WHOLE SHEET CAKES because it would be TERRIBLE if suddenly the game turned into a QUIDDITCH FOOD FIGHT!!!

Essie/Jeffy

[magitechnically]

Hogwarts is gonna be GREAT and as soon as we get back I'm gonna totally start working on a gift for PIPPA for when we see her??? I'm pretty sure their castle is like WAY better than this one???

WAIT, are you nervous TOO???

If there's a WHOLE SHEET CAKE on the pitch, you GOTTA put me in, CAPTAIN!!! I've been PREPARING for this!!!