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[aftokaiafto]

 [Warded AGAINST all prefects (except Milo!)]

Okay, a tally.

What sort of cool battle wounds did we brave sledders earn? 

I mean, I feel like I really EARNED this black eye. I want to keep it forever.

Comments

[sheepish]

You look cool!! And we saved that rabbit's life.

[aftokaiafto]

RIGHT, IT LOOKS SO COOL. WE LOOKED SO COOL.

And yes--yes we saved little Thumper's life. It was worth all that agony and woe.

Will this get us brownie points with your boyfriend?

[sheepish]

Please stop calling him my

I don't have a boyfriend.

[aftokaiafto]

Sorry sorry sorry sorry

with your foresty moosebro

[sheepish]

I don't know. I doubt he saw th We're not bros.

[Tristan]

Hi, sorry. I don't want people thinking I want to date the forest entity that kidnapped everyone? My reputation is shaky enough so could you please stop? Sorry. Thanks!

[aftokaiafto]

[Ennis]
Consider me zipped.

Trinnis

[sheepish]

Thank you!!

[evercreep]

Boyfriend?

[sheepish]

He's not my boyf He's my friend but it's not like we're d I don't know him like th

There's no boyfriend. He's just having a go at me.

[evercreep]

Oh. Apologies. I was going to congratulate you, although I was having a hard time thinking of any human a bloke who was particularly fond of rabbits.

Ward

[colemoss]

you could do it with makeup. a black eye. i can show you.

[...] doesn't it hurt??

Ward

[aftokaiafto]

But it's not the saaaaame, Coco. I am not doubting your artistic integrity and skill, but a TRULY EARNED shiner cannot be given to the undeserving.

yes it hurts a little but beauty is pain

Re: Ward

[colemoss]

[...] who's undeserving of a black eye??

i don't think it's supposed to be.

Re: Ward

[aftokaiafto]

Metaphorically speaking, everyone except me and Ennis.

Literally, you. You do not deserve one. Tell me immediately if anyone tries to give you one and I'll hex them into next week.

Ward

[colemoss]

[...] i don't get it. but i'll tell you. i guess

Ward

[evercreep]

I'm going to heal it while you sleep.

Ward

[aftokaiafto]

NO. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

Ward

[evercreep]

Yes you would.

Ward

[colemoss]

yeah. he would. he likes you a lot.

Ward

[evercreep]

Thank you, Cole.

Ward

[colemoss]

you're welcome, calvin.

Ward

[aftokaiafto]

Okay so yes I would but WHY would you deliberately disregard my wishes like that???

Ward

[evercreep]

[....] I won't actually do it. I'm just picking on you.

Re: Ward

[aftokaiafto]

Calvin.

Honeybear.

I'm also picking on you.

Remember: Happy clouds.

Ward

[evercreep]

I can't tell with you. I don't want to [...] hurt your feelings.

It sounds like I should be less gentle with you from now on, though.

Ward

[aftokaiafto]

Oh, that particular function got burned out of them years ago, don't worry. Swing away.

Tristan

[cant_even]

Why am I not surprised you went sledding? How was your first official GB rebellion?

Isabelle

[aftokaiafto]

Isn't this technically my second? I think getting escorted back to my cabin en masse was the first?

Tristan

[cant_even]

Yeah but that one was unintentional and dumb. This one was intentional, dangerous, and I’m sure very exhilarating?

ward

[theniceboy]

Perhaps you should have tried out for quidditch. Battle wounds are easier to achieve there. I've yet to finish a game this year. I was beginning to think myself particularly accident prone, but this sledding has confirm for me that that's likely not the case. I failed to get injured.

Ward

[aftokaiafto]

I like quidditch...passively. In second person perspective.

honestly it's kind of

I have hockey to swing me another black eye when my INTERFERING ASS cabinmate inevitably rids me of this one.

Also? Highly offended you did not sled with me. Rude.