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It seems that I was unaware of the making out in public mandate.

This was a gross oversight. The fault is mine entirely.
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[Warded to Nisha]
Hallo, spatz.

I probably should have asked earlier, but break is starting next week and I wanted to know if you were still interested in coming home with me?
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Eileen,

Time to bond. New Topic: Airplanes. What are your thoughts? Have you been?

Discuss.

[Warded to Reece]
How is everything on the Freshman rebellion front?

[ooc note: Nobody here has any idea what anybody else here is talking about. They're just being jackasses.]
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I don't exactly know what my father expects me to do with a letter asking about conferences that only arrives the day before conferences. He asked three separate questions about what color shirt to wear and answered himself differently each time. He doesn't want to embarrass me, apparently. Which is ridiculous.

My sister's home this year, so he doesn't have to watch my niece. I think he is worried to come alone?
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[Warded to Ferdie]
Have you found Rosy?
[Warded to Sy]
I'm assuming someone's talked to you already.

Have you left yet? If not, I'm coming with you.
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WARDED TO ROXIE BARRINGER
Hi. So. I am, maybe, a tiny little bit drunk.
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Bad News: I definitely cannot knit.
Good News: Knitting needles are very aerodynamic. And decently accurate.
Bad News: You're not supposed to throw the knitting needles.

To be fair, I would like to point out that I did not throw the knitting needles in the Lodge.
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The ladies who do our stage makeup at home make it look a lot easier than it actually is. I've never considered myself to be an artist by any means - and I'm not terribly good with my regular makeup - so this isn't very surprising to find out? But I do feel bad for fidgeting so much while they were working when I was younger.

[Warded to Reid]
I know it's been a r

If the rain lets up tomorrow, I was wondering if you'd like me to show you how to walk?
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[Warded to Heathcliff]
Since I didn't tell you earlier: Congratulations on making the team! I told you that you wouldn't have anything to worry about.

And, hey. After tonight, you even get to be the good kid!
[Warded to Charlotte]
I know Cap's going to work our asses off for the next month, but if you wanted to get some extra practice in, I'd definitely be down for it.
[Warded to Reece]
Is this how much the entire school stresses you out on a regular basis? If so, allow me to offer my deepest apologies for any part I've played in adding to it.
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Ferdie? Ollie? Avery?

Are you okay? You all made it out of there, yes?
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[Reece]
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that your day's gone a bit insane and pear shaped on you. Just going by the sudden uptick in recreational punching. And the apparent amnesia-thing.

Do you need anything?

Or Scheiße. Or it's entirely possible that you have no idea who this is? In which case, my apologies. Please disregard.
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WARDED TO ROXIE:
Hey, so

If you're not busy this weekend No, that's

Have you ever thought about joining LARP? It's cooler than it sounds

Do you have any interest in watching me pretend to be a four and a half foot tall Scottish man with a magic battle axe?
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Very important inquiry from home: "Charming and silver-tongued" (his words, not mine) spider would like to diversify his repitoire - currently predominantly featuring Shakespeare, with occasional forays into Shelley and Keats. Seeks advice on how to appeal to a younger and "less classically-minded" clientelle. Does not appreciate being told to "perhaps watch Arachnophobia, Roxanne."

Though I think that last part may have been aimed at me.

Better monologue/poetry suggestions would be much appreciated.


[Chris]
Hey there, bossman.

Quick question. Beater practice tomorrow - want to try something a little bit different?
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I've got to say, my standards have been upped dramatically by the events of this morning.

I see no reason why every time a person tries to screw with somebody else, they shouldn't be required to include a present. One person gets the vicious satisfaction of potentially ruining someone's day and the other person gets gifts. Everybody wins.