Wards for Chris & Reid

[uponawire]

[Chris]

You okay there, Boss?

[Reid]

Hey, you.

Doing all right?

Comments

Roxie.

[bambae]

Yeah. I'm awesome.

Chris/Roxie

[uponawire]

That definitely sounds believable.

I totally believe you.

Chris/Roxie

[bambae]

Thanks. I've been practicing. You should hear me say it in person. It sounds even more believable.

Chris/Roxie

[uponawire]

I'm sure I'll believe it when I hear it.

So. [...] Yesterday was a bit shit.

Chris/Roxie

[bambae]

[...]

Yeah.

Chris/Roxie

[uponawire]

You want to talk about it? Or hit things about it?

Or you could talk to Rosy. She's probably concerned about your well-being.

Re: Chris/Roxie

[bambae]

Not really. I already passed my broken bone quota for the day. I can't break anything until tomorrow.

[...]

We won the game. It's a game. It's not like there was a death in my family. Rosy should waste her time worrying about her brother instead.

Chris/Roxie

[uponawire]

That's fair. Sensible quota to have. Unfortunately, the only other social recourse that leaves me with is sitting on top of/hanging upside down from things.

I'm pretty sure that it means she likes you. Which makes it not a waste.

Re: Chris/Roxie

[bambae]

Reid could probably take advantage of that social recourse you're left with. He still has another fucking game he needs to not fuck up.

[...]

I like her too. But what's she gonna do? Commiserate with me while I shit talk her brother and Reid? It's a bullshit situation to put her in. So I'm just gonna wait until I'm not angry anymore and then deal with it so she doesn't have to deal with it from me too.

Chris/Roxie

[uponawire]

I seriously doubt that's going to happen again. That was [...] a unique set of circumstances.

Well, yeah. Essentially? I mean, she probably has some things to yell about herself. Because she's almost as in the middle of our shit as we are. I'm not saying that you have to. That's not my place. But I care about both of you.

Chris/Roxie

[bambae]

I get it. I'm not gonna murder the kid for fucking up. It's fucking Reid. What'd we really expect?

[...]

That's the kind of shit i shouldn't be saying out loud to Rosy. I don't even mean that shit. What I say outloud I can't take back so I don't wanna fucking say anything outloud until I can control what the fuck I'm gonna say.

I'm just over it. I'm over being angry about sports. I'm over quidditch. I broke my fucking hand over a stupid game. I'm tired.

Chris/Roxie

[uponawire]

Okay.

All right. You're right.

Hey, I just remembered another social recourse I've got on hand. I make a mean chicken satay. Not as good as my mom's, but - You hungry? Want to yell some things you can't take back at me while I cook some? I promise not to believe any of them.

Re: Chris/Roxie

[bambae]

[...]

Yeah okay I can eat I guess.

[...]

Fair warning though. It's probably just gonna be me shouting twenty minutes every ten minutes.

[...]

And [...] thanks.

Chris/Roxie

[uponawire]

Good, because I only know how to cook in ridiculous portion sizes.

And I promise not to start laughing until at least the third time you do it.

[...]

Anytime, Boss.

Re: Chris/Roxie

[bambae]

I'm gonna miss you most scarecrow

It works for me. I only know how to skip meals and eat ridiculous portion sizes.

[...]

But way less unhealthy than that sounds.

Chris/Roxie

[uponawire]

It's okay. At home, I mostly eat by grabbing things off of carts and stealing from the cook when he isn't looking.

There are worse dietary plans.

Re: Chris/Roxie

[bambae]

Okay good because I don't want a lecture.

Chris/Roxie

[uponawire]

It'll be difficult, but I'll refrain. You know how much I love lecturing people.

Roxie - after a considerable delay.

[cygninae]

Hey. Sorry. Hi.

I'm ok. A bunch of sophomores threw shit at me but it was for something else.

Reid/Roxie

[uponawire]

Wait. What?

[...]

I mean, I'm glad you're okay. You're sur I was wor But I stand by the first bit.

Reid/Roxie

[cygninae]

I [...] was hanging out in Ribbonfin. On a roof. To get away. You know?

And I guess it scared someone.

Reid/Roxie

[uponawire]

Well, if I didn't find you this way, I was just going to start looking up. So, yeah. I know.

They do tend to run in packs. Very large packs.

Reid/Roxie

[cygninae]

[...]

Is Sy still pissed.

Reid/Roxie

[uponawire]

I don't know. Less, I think. We definitely made it to less.

I don't t

I'm not, you know. Mad at you. I should have said that first.