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[uponawire]

The ladies who do our stage makeup at home make it look a lot easier than it actually is. I've never considered myself to be an artist by any means - and I'm not terribly good with my regular makeup - so this isn't very surprising to find out? But I do feel bad for fidgeting so much while they were working when I was younger.

[Warded to Reid]

I know it's been a r

If the rain lets up tomorrow, I was wondering if you'd like me to show you how to walk?

Comments

[riledup]

omg can I help I love drawing on pretty faces

[uponawire]

I'm afraid this one's a secret, so I have to practice on myself.

But you could draw something else on my face if you'd like. I promise not to fidget.

[riledup]

ok i love secrets but this is basically christmas, ima make you into art

[colemoss]

can we see when you're done??

[riledup]

hell yes boo i'm busting out the good makeup for this shit

[colemoss]

thanks! i'm excited to see how it turns out!!

[riledup]

tbh same, and this is like 3 million times better than homework

[colemoss]

you must really not like homework.

[riledup]

i, like, really do not like homework

[colemoss]

that seems like it would make school hard.

[riledup]

it makes it STUPID

[uponawire]

We could do that too.

[riledup]

ok but i'd rather draw on you than do like
charms

[uponawire]

You can still draw on me. We'll just finish Charms homework in between colors.

[uponawire]

All right, I'm all yours.

[riledup]

you're never gonna wanna go back to real life after this

[uponawire]

Real life's overrated anyway.

[riledup]

ok i'm telling my mom i'm not the only one who knows that she refuses to believe me

[uponawire]

Maybe she's just been living there for too long.

[riledup]

she's 132% been living there too long and idk if there's any hope for her now

[uponawire]

There's always hope.

Maybe if she comes for conferences this year, we'll let my father toss her around instead of you.

[godzillabutworse]

Coach wouldn't LET me do my make up for COMPETITION bc she said a gymnast shouldn't look like a RACCOON?? I say, give me a c u t e tail dude I'll do it all in COSTUME.

[uponawire]

I think it's perfectly respectable to look like a racoon if that's what you were going for.

[godzillabutworse]

I hadn't thought of it til she brought it up?? But yeah dude raccoons are HELLA cute I totes woulda done it!!

[uponawire]

I feel like your coach was missing out on a very good opportunity.

[godzillabutworse]

TBH #4 reason I dropped comp for QUIDDITCH.

[uponawire]

You can wear whatever makeup you like to Quidditch practice.

[godzillabutworse]

:O

You're RIGHT.

Halloween make up for this weekend's practice!!

[uponawire]

Maybe clear it with Sy. But I'm all for it.

[heathclifflacey]

DUDE. Who could object to that?

[godzillabutworse]

TEAM BONDING!!

SPEAKING OF Heefbeef I think WE should TIE our BROOMS LEGS together with Aroo and learn how to function as A SINGLE UNIT since he's gotta FILL IN for Cap!!

[heathclifflacey]

HELL YEAH. [...] I don't really know how to do makeup, though.

How would that HELP? Besides, you guys have short legs.

[godzillabutworse]

Dinah and I can DO your MAKE UP!! We're probs SUPER good at it.

IDK it'd create like a PSYCHIC LINK bc we'd learn to MOVE in UNISON??

[heathclifflacey]

If we can convince the others too, I'm DOWN!

[...] But we don't move in unison in Quidditch. It's not like SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING or something.

[uponawire]

That sounds like a terrible idea.

Good luck, schätze.

[godzillabutworse]

I don't BELIEVE in NO WIN SCENARIOS!!

[uponawire]

Respectable position. Still a terrible idea, but you have my support on this as well.

[threatens]

This is exactly why they should've made you captain. You'd let us get away with anything.

[uponawire]

My mother says that's the only way you learn not to do stupid things.

Roxie/Reid

[cygninae]

Really? Yeah. Sure. That'd be cool.

[...] Thanks.

Roxie/Reid

[uponawire]

It'll probably take more than a day, but you're a fast learner. I probably won't even have to start you on the ground.

Of course.

Roxie/Reid

[cygninae]

Cool. I'll try not to break my neck or anything.

How long did it take you to learn?

Roxie/Reid

[uponawire]

I've got charms for that.

To be very good? Since I was little. I was maybe six when my father first let me up. But a week or so to walk nicely if you're confident you won't fall. Quickly takes longer. Turning's a bit difficult at first. But you move well. You won't have a problem.