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Who the fuck let SUSAN AINSLEY-HAMPTON be in charge of the Christmas-- excuse me-- Holiday fundraiser this year? She always gives her son a head start on sales so that when my little Johnny goes door to door on DAY ONE, everyone says they already BOUGHT their POPCORN TINS from Gavin Ainsley-Hampton the day before.

Susan Ainsley-Hampton is a blight on the PTO and needs to be removed from the board.

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What the actual fuck is happening in this school

For one thing, Susan Ainsley-Hampton is taking advantage of the HONOR SYSTEM all PTO parents MUST abide by.

[..........] And I'm sure she's got a dumb as fuck haircut, too.

Even Kate Gosselin doesn't wear the Kate Gosselin bob anymore.

Well, this has been a truly disconcerting day. Thanks all, I'll be in my cabin until I'm in a school and not some weird, isolated planned community.

Edited 2017-12-06 21:18 (UTC)

~~You sound exactly like my mother.~~

[ ......... ] Test scores are down this year. Coincidence? Doubtful.

These kids are on drugs and I wouldn't doubt that Susan Ainsley-Hampton is smuggling them in through those popcorn tins.

Marijuana in the holiday snacks. It explains so much.

Fox News says they're called edibles and they're even MORE dangerous than smoking. They didn't have those when I was in school, I can tell you that right now.

What ever happened to sniffing glue? Now that was a good time.

Edited (this is 1/10th silliness and 9/10ths cash just him mocking his own parents lmfao) 2017-12-06 21:10 (UTC)

Susan always volunteers first is the problem. You want to head up a fund raiser? You better wake up at the crack of dawn two months before to get your name in.

Maybe if I were a stay at home snorting cocaine off my spotless marble countertops the maids just cleaned then I'd have the time and energy to get my name in first so my son can get a head start on sales to win a remote controlled drone. NEVERMIND that the $500 it would take to just BUY HIM ONE is a mere DROP IN THE BUCKET FOR SUSAN AINSLEY-HAMPTON.

8-Ball Ainsley has been that way since high school.

Remember when she was caught snorting off the toilet seats in the boys' room? At least she can do it on her bidet now in the privacy of her mansion.

Is this your idea of humour?

... What?

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