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I wonder if we could walk on water here.
Like. I wanna do my best Jesus. Let's try it.

Ugh I'm gonna miss camping :(

[Warded to Nia]
CONS: Hope you like death shrimps bc that's what I'm gonna smell like now.
Miss youuuuu

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That is SUCH a weird coincidence? Because death shrimps just happens to be my favorite smell as of, like, today.

I'M SO BORED. Kinda wish I had signed up. Are you having FUN?

REALLY??? Omg how perfect bc bb trust me, this is NOT gonna wash off.

You shouuuld've. It'd be more fun with you here. But it IS fun and super pretty? I could like, catch you an antelope as a souvenir.

Sounds like we'll need to sweat it out in the sauna when you get back.

SO SUPER SAD that I am missing it. I bet I could fit a tiny antelope in the cabin. Have you tried floating on the lake yet, honey?

Edited ((bad)) 2018-04-14 02:37 (UTC)

Better reserve it for like, a while, let you rly soak in that egg too.

You could totally. You could keep him outside and keep the grass short soon?
ANNND no but I'm gonna. I wasn't kidding about walking (AND THEN FALLING) into the lake.

Edited 2018-04-14 02:44 (UTC)

Lord, I cannot wait for the egg. IRRESISTIBLE!

The Gardening Club thanks you for its newest and most troublesome member.
You're going to get yourself pickled out there in that brine.

Eau d'lake could be a rly good suggestion for Archie's next perfume, I think.

A MASCOT!
Maaaybe. Will you still think I'm pretty when my organs are like, preserved?

Edited (hi sorry) 2018-04-14 02:57 (UTC)

Oh God please suggest that to him. Preferable to truth serum aftershave, for sure.

Oh, my dearest Miss Adeline, you could be mummified and you'd still be the most beautiful girl I've ever laid my eyes on. Pickling just makes you tastier.

Edited (an unstoppably bad force.) 2018-04-14 03:00 (UTC)

Tbf to him, there'd totallly be a market for that one. Like. The Christmas Present for All Cheating Husbands?? Oh boy would it sell.

I could go on your sandwiches!

HMMM. Not a bad idea! Going to start being his marketing adviser in addition to his mentor?

The perfect addition to lunch time. That's my Addy.

I thiiink I should. Like. He's gonna be famous, I should get behind that.

♥ all for youuu. What are you doing tonight? Am I missing like, world war ten at Goosecamp?

Says the girl who's going to be famous, herself.

Just working on the rounds schedule. It is blessedly silent. No plagues or pranks or ghosties bothering us. I almost wish something were going on. But, like, a freshman cabin party to go put the kibosh on. None of that other stuff.

Edited (84 years later back with a tag) 2018-04-15 23:06 (UTC)

Shhhhhhhhhh.

Awww no you jinxed yourself. Pleaseplease don't like, get killed or sucked into a freshman party w/o me.

But huh. I bet they have like, wild cabin parties.

CUTE.

I promise I won't crash any freshman parties unless you are there to enjoy it with me. I'll send Hero and Paris. It'll be a learning experience for them.

I can't decide if they sit around and read philosophy or plot heists? It probably depends on the house?

Goddd you're such a good leader. Look at you. Like. Leading the new generation off to war. They'll totally appreciate it.

We gotta teach them to reallly party before we leave omg. The grotto's gonna be like, a war room by 2018

Simple solution, lass. We go camping after graduation!

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Less sure about that walking on water thing, though.

I PROMISE to hold you to that. Unless I suddenly like, remember it sucks to sleep on top of dirt. (BUT I won't.)

If we fall, the lake will LITERALLY catch us!